#dnightshade

I don’t understand what happened. I just moved to my new house, we got settled in and I had both white lightning and limon’s wings clipped so they didn’t fly around and get hurt if they got out of the cage while getting used to the new house. They both were adjusting fine. They both seemed fine. We’ve been in the house a week.

Then late last night, I heard a noise from the cage. I checked and found limon had fallen out of her swing. I thought she had a nightmare and fell off, so I picked her back up, gave her kisses and reassured her that she was ok. Then when she seemed ok, I put her back in the swing. Then a little later, limon started making sounds. I got up to check on them and she was hyperventilating. I took her out and tried to sooth her to help her calm down. I called mom in. We both tried calming her down. It seemed like it was helping.

I looked up online on what the cause might be. It said that it could be stress, overheating, respiratory illness, air, quality, or physical exertion. I was hoping it wasn’t respiratory illness. I was hoping it was stress, that I could help her calm down.

I laid with her in bed, with her sitting on my pillow cuddled up to my face. It seemed like it was helping her, she was breathing normally, she was calmer. Then when I felt she was calm enough, I put her in the cage, in the tent. But she fell out a few minutes later, so I transferred her to the carrier and put a soft towel in for comfort. It got worse from there. She seemed upset, I tried to calm her. Then she flopped around in a panic. She squeaked, and I was panicking cause she was in distress. Then she was gone.

I wanted to call the vet as soon as I noticed she was hyperventilating, but we thought she was just scared and needed soothing. I should have called. But mom said they might have just told us to bring her in the morning. She wouldn’t have lasted that long.

I cried my eyes out holding her in my hands and my face snuggling her. I only had her five years and she’s gone! Was moving too much for her?!

And white lightning, I thought she’d be devastated or freaking out over her sister’s death but it was like she couldn’t even comprehend that she was dead. She just looked at limon like she looked at anything I showed her that was new. Blankly, as if what I was showing her was strange.

I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I have to make a headstone and figure out where I’m gonna bury her. I’m still unpacking and I don’t know where the woodcutting tools are.

She was alway a shy little bird. She was an introvert. She didn’t come to me on her own to get kisses and love but I still loved her and alway made sure she got love and attention. Even when white lightning was being a bully.

I’m gonna miss her so much. She was such a sweet little baby. She gave such sweet little kisses when she gave um. She never bit. I knew eventually I would have to deal with losing one of them but I thought it would be years down the road, not five years after getting her. It’s gonna feel off not having her around.

I think after white lightning goes, I’m not going to get anymore budgies. This has been really hard.

I love you soooooo much limon. I miss you terribly and will keep missing you.

Back in grade school, Lance had an imaginary friend named shade. She looked like a purple cat lady in a kimono.

One day while Lance was doing his homework, he asked his imaginary friend.

Lance: hay shade? Why do boys give girls flowers and chocolates?

Shade: I believe it might have something to do with praying mantis.

Lance: huh?

Shade: you see when praying mantises get together to be valentines, the boys usually always gets eaten by the girls. But some boys had found a why to avoid that. by simply giving the girls food. That way the girls will eat the food instead of the boys. With humans it’s a similar concept, except the boys give flowers because flowers provide a calming scent that makes the girl mellow. chocolates also appease the girls hunger and keeps them from getting aggressive towards the boys. Does that make sense?

Lance: yeah I think so, thanks!

Later the next day (which was Valentine’s Day) lance’s mom receives a call from the principal who expresses concern for Lance.

Apparently Lance had given a girl in his class flowers and a box of chocolates then shouted “please don’t eat me!”

Later when Lance gets home, Lance’s mom asked Lance what that was all about at school.

Lance just tells his mom what he learned about Valentine’s Day.

Mom: and who told you all this?

Lance: umm I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

mom turns to Lance’s dad.

Mom: sweetie, line um up!

A while later, Lance’s dad calls all Lance’s brothers and sisters in and his mom turns to them and says.

Mom: alright you little diablillos! Which one of you told Lance that a girl would eat him if he didn’t give them flowers and chocolates?!

Lol it worked. Matpat didn’t raise to the bait. Everything can proceed on schedule.

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The joke here is, in one AU I thought up…

My OC character Shade in werecat form is hanging with team voltron.

her and lance have been known for pulling elaborate pranks.

This one morning, everyone is coming to the dinning room for breakfast. Just chillin and setting the table.

When suddenly, Coran bursts in, steam comin off his head and ready to murder someone.

Coran: LANCE!!! D:<

Lance feels a cold chill running up his spine at hearing his own name coming out of coran’s mouth so venomously.

Coran: YOU HAVE DONE SOME VERY QUESTIONABLE PRANKS BUT THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Lance is about to ask what coran was talking about, but upon turning around and seeing coran’s face, he got his answer.

The orange haired altean was now sporting a pink mustache (homage to markiplier’s warfastach XD lol )

Lance tried to defend himself, saying he didn’t do anything but coran was too mad to listen and was 3 seconds away from maiming him.

Then shade walks in…

Shade: hay guys! What’s all the yelling about?

Shiro turns to shade.

Shiro: Lance pranked coran, turning his mustache pink.

At that, shade made a horrified gasp.

Shade: LANCE! HOW DARE YOU TAKE CREDIT FOR MY PRANK! I WORKED VERY HARD ON IT AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT WASN’T EASY SNEAKING INTO CORAN’S ROOM AND SWITCHING OUT HIS MUSTACHE TONIC FOR PINK HAIR DYE!

at this, everyone stared in shock. Coran and lance included.

Coran: that was you?!

Shade: YES! THAT WAS MY PRANK!

After A brief pause, coran turns to lance.

Coran: I apologize for accusing you my boy. Now if you’ll excuse me, I HAVE A CAT LADY TO MURDER! 😠

With that, the entire team watch as the angry elder altean chases down a cheeky purple cat lady. A cat lady who also happened to be laughing maniacally the entire way.

Shade: LANCE PUT ON MY TOMBSTONE THAT “I REGRET NOTHING”! LOL XD

My hilarious reaction to this silly ask on xxtc-96xx’s blog.

It was so damn funny to me and truth be told.

Yes, it really DID take me till I was in bed till I got the joke lol XD

Check out Xxtc-96xx’s blog. They make really great Pokémon mewtwo comics

some ghost kitty doodles I just did last night.

I’ve been playing around with the idea of my kitty being a ghost in the game phasmophobia

she’d be quite the little dickins of a ghost XD

when I saw this drawing of bumblebee, I immediately imagined him sounding like this XD

so cute ^_^

can’t deside which one sounds better. let me know what you think