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What if bb killed A? A did 'suicide' from the stress of being the next L, but that would be the perfect cover plan for bb to murder A, A was amazing. And he? He was the damn back-up "plan"

What if bb was jealous of A not L, or maybe both. bb was going to be the only "L" so with murders he wanted and he almost, almost always wins but never does

L got a strange feeling about A doing suicide so he left bb and the first gen in the shadows. And gone. The first generation gone. Only bb with the memories, so might as well doing something he already did with A.

- L investigates deaths that could be connected to monsters or spirits. Watari takes care of the spirits while L takes care of the monsters. They both run a training school with Roger, an alien.

- Light is a vampire that hunts other vampires and sees no irony in what he does.

- Takeda is a Jorōgumo or Spider Woman. Light recruits her to help him hunt monsters that are harder for him to kill, such as werewolves.

- Mikami is a strigoi that Light has recruited to help hunt other vampires. Unfortunately he is obsessed with counting things and he often fails as a hunter.

- Misa is a human that wants to be a vampire. Light uses her as bait and Mikami and Takeda are Concerned For Her Safety and usually end up saving Misa.

- Mello is an exorcist and Matt is a Ghost Hunter, except he’s like the buzzfeed unsolved guys mixed together.

- Near can see ghosts and is sort of an exorcist. Mello considers him a rival but Near just thinks he’s a weird overly enthusiastic priest.

- Beyond is a human (former student of Watari and L)  that helps monsters kill humans. He wishes to become a monster but most monsters recognize that would be an Awful Idea.

- A is an alien that Beyond somehow befriended.

- Linda and Ivy are ghost friends of Near.

- Naomi Misora works for the governments monster control unit. It is an extension of the environmental conservation department and she just as often relocates monsters as she kills them.

- Ryuk and Rem are Shinigami. They don’t change. 

B: So A. If each of our six kids were to bring one Dr. Pepper to school for the rest of the school year, which is 25 days, how many Dr. Peppers would they drink?

A, taking a sip from a Dr. Pepper: 150.

B: NOW. How many would they have left afterwards?

A, opening another Dr. Pepper: 90.

B: Great! Now, please explain, WHY IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DO WE HAVE SO MANY BOTTLES OF DR. PEPPER?