#dmcdiaries

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So Vegas has been fun . . . At least as much as I can remember.

Guess I should start at the beginning. So @thereddestofqueens and I started drinking on the trip there. @rebootdantesdirtydiary joined us in drinking.

I know @diary-of-lady booked the hotel.

@diaryofkyrie tried to keep us in order . . . Key word is tried. She gave up and started drinking with us.

I do remember @diary-of-nevan talked about thirst trap dresses. After mixing rum and wine, thirst trap dresses sounded like a good idea. When I say we were all wearing one, I mean even Alternate Dante was wearing one too.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I think there was a bar fight. I vaguely remember getting in a car with @thenicogoldstein. Why do I feel like my dream about a cop car chase wasn’t a dream?

Subject of Study: Dante (Young/Alternate Timeline)

To add to my notes on the DMC Crew, I've decided to take my Dante (wow that still takes some gettin' used to) outta town an' have him do some tests for me.

I already got notes on his basic abilities and all that somewhere in the van, but I haven't had a chance to study him in DT, so that's what this is all 'bout.

Alright darlin' ready to start?

I think I drink too much yesterday... Why did I did that?!?!

I also feel like I did something stupid while drunk, I hope I didn't said inappropriate things to others...

Ugh... I need to take an aspiring...

-open the medicine box and search-

It’s not even 8am and I am already on my third glass of sangria. I would put in context but at this point why bother?

Anyways breakfast is ready. Everyone enjoy your crêpe.

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

Please do not unpack your bags. I spoke to @journalofsparda, since the shop is still under repairs, he arranged for a bus to come pick us all up. We will be traveling to the summer home soon.

-sends a follow up txt-