#divasera

Trish Stratus:

Abercrombie & Fitch. The intimidatingly gorgeous employee who folds shirts perfectly and somehow makes you nervous ordering at the register. Probably becomes assistant manager in three weeks.

Lita:

Hot Topic. Gives brutally honest piercing advice. Recommends obscure bands to teenagers. Constantly leaning on the counter with dyed red streaks in her hair.

Ashley Massaro:

Spencer's. Knows every novelty item in the store. Loudest laugh in the mall. Definitely got written up for decorating the register.

Maria Kanellis:

Claire's. Accidentally rings things up wrong but customers forgive her because she’s sweet. Tries on the accessories during shifts.

Mickie James:

Buckle or local tack/western store in the mall nobody else enters 😭 OR the candle shop. She absolutely recommends scents based on your “energy.”

Melina Perez:

Victoria's Secret. Walks around like the floor is a runway. Judges everybody silently. Somehow always has perfect hair under fluorescent lighting.

Michelle McCool:

American Eagle Outfitters. The employee parents LOVE because she’s polite and responsible. Probably worked back-to-school season every year.

Maryse Ouellet:

Macy's. Looks at you once and immediately knows your foundation shade. Accidentally makes customers feel poor.

Layla El:

Sephora. Everybody goes into the store hoping she’ll help them pick makeup because she somehow makes everyone feel pretty.

Kelly Kelly: