Calling all Timothy Stoker simps! (HR HAS BEEN NOTIFIED. THEY ARE AFRAID.)
Help me name what this BI DISASTER TORNADO would call you!
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
THE VIBE: Tim is 50% glitter cannon, 50% melancholic poet, 100% "I WILL LOVE YOU LOUDLY". Nicknames must:
✨ FLIRT MODE: Playful, ambiguous, unhinged. (e.g., "Hot Stuff", "Fellow Disaster", "HR's Worst Nightmare")
💣 LOVE BOMB MODE: Extra, public, zero chill. (e.g., "My Reason to Exist", "Sunshine Incarnate", "Public Disturbance (affectionate)")
☕️ "HAPPY DEPRESSION" MODE (if you know, you know. and you know.): Wistful, soft, bittersweet. (e.g., "Temporary Sunshine", "Almost Okay", "Sweet Distraction")
RULES:
NO SUBTLETY. Tim Stoker subtlety died with his last braincell.
Fem / Masc / Andro names for ALL! (He flirts with EVERYTHING.)
BONUS: Names that sound like a protest slogan or a dive bar pickup line.
⚠️ WARNING: Tim’s nicknames may escalate from "Hey Cutie ;)" to "I WILL RIOT FOR YOU" in 0.5 seconds. This is a FEATURE, not a bug.
Categories:
Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Partner in Crime", "Fellow Agent of Chaos")
Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Personal Apocalypse", "Beautiful Catastrophe")
Pet names (e.g., "Rebel Yell", "Temporary Bliss", "Statement #FML (lovingly)")
Note: If your suggestion wouldn’t make Elias file a restraining order, IT’S TOO TAME. GO LOUDER.
I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!
I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)
Last Edited: September 5, 2025 — 8:50pm / 20:50 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: minor formatting changes
