Mercalli scale this, moment magnitude scale that; I would like to present my new vibes based earthquake rating scale
I. Was that an earthquake or was it the wind?
II. Did you feel that earthquake last night?
III. Actually I might need to get under the table, this one is quite big
IV. Town is now closed while the engineers check all high rise buildings for structural integrity
V. The Japanese have sent us their special earthquake search and rescue teams
VI. What do you mean there was a chance I'd need my emergency kit to actually survive?




















