Just in case you might have been thinking, "she can't be that much of a disaster when she bakes." It's honestly a miracle I don't bean myself on the open cabinets more often than I already do.
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Just in case you might have been thinking, "she can't be that much of a disaster when she bakes." It's honestly a miracle I don't bean myself on the open cabinets more often than I already do.

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one of the nice things about doing meal kits for a while is the ability look at the proposed meal in a given package and go "fuck that". We were supposed to make a Greek salad tonight, but I'm not inclined to trust mystery lettuce with a cyclosporiasis outbreak happening. Instead, I took the chicken breasts, seasoned them on both sides (salt/pepper/Greek seasoning blend), and chucked them into a 425 degree oven for 15 minutes. (I can't cook chicken breast on the stove to save my life, but 15 minutes at 425 generally comes out perfect.)
Threw some sourdough bread with a few slices of provolone under the broiler, then added my chicken and some kimchi, and made a pretty fucking fantastic sandwich.
Anyway. note to self, for future reference, instapot red lentils:
1:2 lentils to water
3 minutes if plain, 10 minutes with paneer or potatoes
Disaster Kitchen, "what do you mean the amount of butter affects cooking time?" edition: Apple Coffee Cake. I winged this a little based on a few other recipes.
topping (need to double this, at a minimum; increase the ratio of sugar to flour, add chopped nuts and oats):
2 tbs melted butter
1/4c brown sugar
1/4c flour
1 1/2tsp cinnamon
cake:
1/2c butter
3/4c sugar (maybe less sugar?)
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1/2c sour cream or plain yogurt
1c flour (needs more; 1/4-1/2c additional)
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp ginger
1/4 tsp allspice or cloves
1/2 tsp salt
2c diced apple (about 2 medium apples)
oven to 350, line an 8x8 pan with parchment
cream butter and sugar, then beat in eggs one at a time
add vanilla and sour cream, mix until blended
combine dry ingredients and spices, then slowly add to wet mixture
fold in apples, then pour into pan
combine ingredients for topping and sprinkle over batter
bake until done; this took ~45 minutes.
notes/thoughts:
This is good- the cake is rich and moist and the spices are lovely, but it's missing something. Definitely needed a little more flour to give the batter enough structure to hold the crumble; you can see the way it sank. Needed twice as much crumble, at least, and oats or chopped nuts would've been good for texture.
Instead of adding the spices to the batter, I might toss the apples in them instead, with a little lemon juice and zest- I just used whatever apples were in my fridge, but granny smiths would've been better to cut the sweetness.
I'm making cinnamon buns! This is a momentous occasion, because I suck at yeasted breads. Just absolutely disastrous every time I've tried making them, whether it be bread rolls, cinnamon buns, challah- whatever. I attempt to knead dough and it looks like a goddamn crime scene. (Growing up watching my mom do it was always kind of magical- I'd be up to my elbows in muck, and then she'd just kind of...handle it, and suddenly it was dough. Mystifying.)
So, we're off to a great start here- I killed my first packet of yeast. Second try seems a little more promising- I know starting with an enriched dough is probably just giving myself a hard time, but oh well.