#disability shitposting

messaging the doctor on MyChart like “hey bestie 🫶🏻 I am in agony 💕✨”

I'm going to genuinely perform surgery on my legs. I genuinely cannot deal with anymore pain I've had enough.

navigating the US healthcare system is more debilitating and disabling than actually being disabled

diversity wins! a disabled person is committing crimes the likes of which have never before been seen on this mortal coil!

if tylenol isn’t candy then why do I eat it like it is?

a room of a dozen dogs that you're going in circles trying to get the to sit and wait for their food but its my back and i'm trying to get my back muscles to relax long enough for the pain to subside so i can make myself food

Honestly one of my biggest laments about becoming a wheelchair user is the fact that capes, awesome long coats, and funky sleeves longer than my elbows really just aren't compatible with my manual chair.

The frigid temps where I live have been absolutely murdering my ability to stay alive, I feel so bad because we have the thermostat set to 68, but I feel like an icy wind is blowing through the whole house and all of my joints feel like they're made of ice cubes. I'm dressed and under multiple blankets and I still feel like I'm never going to get warm.