#dirkstriders

YOU KNOW IT!!! Thank you bro >:D >:D >:D

1. First impression: UM tbh one of my mutuals is following u and thts how i discovered ur blog. u seemed super chill and u were into shitposts so i was like oh man;;;cool blogger alert.2. Truth is: who knew it was possible for a meme to be a robOT YIFFER3. How old do you look: ive never seen ur face!! :+o4. Have you ever made me laugh: YEA i remember tht 420 thingy making me laugh5. Have you ever made me mad: nah6. Best feature: i like ur theme a lot i considered stealing it once7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah8. You’re my: memesthetic bud B+)9. Name in my phone: i dont hav u in any of my contacts but i bet ur name would be like. robofucker420 or smth. sounds right.10. Should you post this too?: sure!! :+)

what did i do to deserve this devtell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

0:Height 5′3.5′’1:Virgin? Yeah, pretty much2:Shoe size 6-73:Do you smoke? Nope4:Do you drink? Not really5:Do you take drugs? Not really6:Age you get mistaken for Fukcn 10 prolly7:Have tattoos? Nope8:Want any tattoos? Maybe someday, I want them to be meaningful9:Got any piercings? Nope10:Want any piercings? Not really, clip ons suit me fine11:Best friend? Kayla, lives in the Poconos. Around here, prob Jon12:Relationship status Taken- 1.5 yrs + 1 day13:Biggest turn ons Ear stuff- whispering/moaning/breathing in them. dont do that unless youre tryin to get me in bed bc otherwise I will be cranky and horny 14:Biggest turn offs Bad smells; don’t wear nasty cologne bc it just shuts everything down for me15:Favorite movie The Producers 16:I’ll love you if You’re proud of me17:Someone you miss My sis- she’s globe trottin right now. Kayla bc she moved away18:Most traumatic experience Watching my sister be assaulted for the first time. He was high and threatened to get a gun. Whether is was to shoot us or himself I can’t remember. 19:A fact about your personality I’m not as confident as people think20:What I hate most about myself That I can’t make everyone like me21:What I love most about myself I’m funny af and they missin out22:What I want to be when I get older Film maker- I want to direct and edit and act23:My relationship with my sibling(s) The best, though I sometimes feel a bit overwhelmed by them. They love me though, and I love them.24:My relationship with my parent(s) Stockholm syndrome.25:My idea of a perfect date Extravagant evening planned where we get all dressed up for a ball or somethin and then ditch it to go do cool stuff in our formal attire (ie. get ice cream, go to the beach, hit an arcade, etc.)26:My biggest pet peeves Chewing with your mouth open, loud and excessive coughing, passive-aggressive singing27:A description of the girl/boy I like He’s tall, with brown hair and deep brown eyes (he doesnt like them but I think they’re really pretty), he’s got an oval face with a strong jaw and a nice nose. He’s got small lips unless he’s pouting, but he has a really big, gorgeous smile. His hands are big and strong and feel nice when they’re around me- very firm and supportive. He’s got lotsa freckles on his back and tummy and a birthmark that looks like the ship from galaga28:A description of the person I dislike the most There isn’t anyone I dislike the most29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend I didn’t want her to be mad I faked something and didnt let her in on it (I told her the truth recently tho and she laughed)30:What I hate the most about work/school Tests and grades that have the power to make me feel like shit even though I know I’m intelligent and worth something31:What your last text message says “Alright, later babs”32:What words upset me the most Rape, ugly, wrong33:What words make me feel the best about myself Gorgeous, Miss Joy, groovy, radical, tubular 34:What I find attractive in women Big eyes, sweet smells, confidence, heels35:What I find attractive in men Jaw lines, smiles, hands good for holding, broad shoulders 36:Where I would like to live New York City probably. Maybe Tokyo.37:One of my insecurities The way I smell38:My childhood career choice Singer39:My favorite ice cream flavor Mint Chocolate Chip40:Who wish I could be Still myself41:Where I want to be right now In someones arms42:The last thing I ate Sour candy43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately My dad sometimes **EDIT I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT SAID SEXIST THIS IS WEIRD sexiest person is me obvsly44:A random fact about anything I just saw my host sister yesterday woooooooo

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I'm not sure why it was like that, but here is the updated list! Thank you for telling us.

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