"Excuse me?!"

You invited her over, sure, it was a simple enough thing but for her to literally come over, sit down beside you, and fall atop you and immediately sleep was just not what you signed up for. She's either already out or just fucking with you, and you don't know which it is. But in the very small chance it's actually a reality, you  won't move. It's annoying to be immediately trapped here, but you won't move. You're not that bad of a person. A grumbly sigh slips past your lips and you run your fingers through her hair instead. You'll deal, you're strong.

sounds rly wonderful :’) so glad for you and that dude. congrats on the blood and the nonkilling. im listening to a lot of music and being bored othrwise tbh so its a wild nite

thanks means a lot

im already better than most people but u kno.. it couldnt hurt. we will see. anywayz how r u?

sure

im so touched… tbh if it werent for the probable massive toll this m!a could take on my survival i would ask for som1 to make it permanent but… thats tha struggle

well thats what youve gotta do to be better than people i guess 

upsettingly im only a demon chick for a week but normally i like to consider myself at least a lil bit better than most humans and mortals

damn that sucks

youre the demon chick

nice

no one is allowed to be married now…im revoking everyones marriage

good

everyone who wa2 married get2 thirty day jail time now

but jail2 full of all the wedding cake 2o

true because marriage is illegal

marriage i2 a fucking pox upon the world