#dirkhal guy

dirk begging hal to use him like he's the toy here and hal has infinite stamina since he's a robot so obviously he's more than capable of following through with such a request. thank you for your time. Love dirkhal guy

dirkhal beam! Dirk hooking hal up to bluetooth vibrators, sticking them in his cunt, and letting hal go wild with it. obviously he misuses his power and overstimulates dirk until he passes out. this becomes a regular routine.

courtesy of that one guy i was on msparp with the other day: dirk suckling and slobbering on the featureless blank metal codpiece plate that hal has between his legs instead of a dick. it's not very sensitive but hal cums the hardest he ever has because the visual of dirk's head between his thighs and rutting against the mattress is more than enough to push him over the edge, genitalia be damned. got bless. Love dirkhal guy

this isn't a confession i;m sorry. but there's not enough dirkhal in this world i have sincerely gone through everything on ao3 that isn't twincest (Qhich I mean whatever i guess but the appeal of hal to me is explicitly that he ISN'T human and is a robot duplicate splinter of dirk so it's not catered to my hyperspecific personal preferences. :( sad face.) so i'm sending this here to gauge interest before i commit to trying to write again. Is there any demand at all for dirkhal selfcest bullshit fics. If i posted them would anyone care or should i keep them hidden for my eyes alone. Follow up question if anyone has specific kinks or etc they want to see never be shy. flood the homesmutconfessions inbox if you are afraid of dipping off anon to reply to this it's ok i just i want to know if there's any demand for this before i try and supply it LOL ^Love Dirkhal Guy. Yay!!!

i have many horrible things to confess personally? Like umm Forgive me father for i am dirkhal guy. YAY SELFCEST!!

actually really quickly while we're here hey hi its dirkhal guy i want to spread the word that msparp (dot) chat is a thing / has been back for a while now, it's a roleplay site designed for (but not exclusively) homestucks with lots of versatility and its also anonymous if you struggle with social anxiety at all its great and i think evertone here would benefit from finding out / the reminder that it exists ok anyway back to yuor regularly scheduled dirthal

Haldirtk

hi its the dirkhal guy i love you different dirkhal guy together we will spread the selfcest agenda and dirthal will rule equestria