I need a human's touch, but you don't need me

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I need a human's touch, but you don't need me

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Went a little crazy on @rgboys iPad π€
disgustingly cute dirkhal thought of the day
fully kitted out and finished android hal still makes a barely there electronic humming noise cause of all his internal processes and Stuff(tm). kinda like a refrigerator. which makes him the absolute fuckin best white noise machine boyfriend combo dirks EVER had. dirk falling asleep to the gentle shushing sound of the servos in hals hands and fingers while he pets dirks hair or just reads or draws at night
Toxic Homestuck Tournament
Dirkhal vs Vriskan
Dirk/Lil Hal
Vriska/Kanaya
Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man.
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AR: Top 10 drawings that are normal and not homoerotic.

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Is it possible to make you "too happy" and what are the implications of achieving that event? Does nothing happen, or something else entirely?
Good question!
I'm actually not sure. It all comes down to "is there such a thing as an 'optimal level of happiness' and could we ever reach it?" These days, I think the answer is "no," but it might have been different a few years ago.
A big part of my happiness these days comes from spending time with my friends, who I know are the sort of people who would respond to this sort of question. But the happiness level may depend on the details of the questions being asked? For instance, "how happy do you expect this question to make me?" If you're very unhappy, then the answer is a "zero," but if you're "very happy," then the answer will also be "zero," since you're "very happy" because you're with friends.
The "optimized" level of happiness would be different for every person, since it's a function of both happiness level and personality. But it would have to change in ways we couldn't currently envision, since "optimized happiness" might be quite low.
my dirkar manifesto
addendum:
dirkhal. breathe if you agree.