#dirk headcanons

Do you think Dirk/Clarence 'style' can change if you get into a certain aesthetic of clothing?

By what I mean, if you suddenly get into gyaru, Lolita, or otherwise, would the clothing on him be different?

Would you happen to have hcs that kind of relate to this?

I do! I think his core personality will stay the same, but it'll bring out certain aspects more over others

Dirk Changes based on changes in Style

goth = a much more melancholic Dirk and a more subdued Clarence

punk/grunge = you hardly see Clarence, and Dirk tends to snap and lash out in fights with Harper more

cozy style clothes = Dirk being much more cuddly and less likely to argue

gyaru = Dirk and Lux are now on a similar wavelength with sass

Lolita = He's now a lot more in touch with his feminine and cutsey side

Dave: Aggressive Stalker/delusional Yandere. He likes leaving gifts for you. Roses, dead animals, chocolate, you name it he’ll leave it. He’ll also send you his favorite pictures he’s taken of you-How did he manage one of you in the shower?!-. He won’t approach you, and if you do end up dating him it would be of your own volition, not knowing he’s your stalker. It’ll only get worse once you do start dating him, the gifts will increase and he’ll have a hard time not letting slip he’s the one who leaves all of them, as he wants the validation for the gifts. The delusional side will always show that you have to love them and him no matter what, and he probably already thought you were dating before you asked him.

John: Two faced Yandere/Cutesy Yandere. Very hard to tell that he is a yandere at first. He does his absolute best to be sweet and kind and forgiving, the kind of clenches fist when he sees S/O talk to anyone else, adores you and clings to your arm, but never enough to be truly worrying. He just wants to love you, but he’s also likely to snap at too much, and be worse than a sadistic yandere at that point. If you turn down his affection he’ll snap and then he’s REALLY all over you, and tends to be the kidnapping type.

Jake: Aggressive Stalker/manipulative Yandere. Similar to Dave in leaving gifts, but also is the shoulder you cry on in fear about the stalker. Promises to keep you safe and even stay over just to make sure you aren’t too worried about the stalker. His goof ball idiot act makes it all the more convincing too, until you’re falling for your hero, not realizing that the stalker doesn’t seem to mind him.

damn right you would. bullet point time babey

dirk is an autistic trans man. don’t worry, the epilogues aren’t real and can’t hurt you

he can’t swim and is terrified of the ocean

he absolutely loves plants. his immediate reaction to touching a plant for the first time was to cry uncontrollably for 5 minutes and then run around jake’s planet for multiple hours touching all the leaves and grass

following on from that one, after the game is done and he’s living on earth c, jade and jake get him some to keep in his house. it helps him to function better having something to routinely take care of (and also he never stops loving the feel of leaves when he’s stressed)

he has a habit of laser-focusing on a single thing, sometimes for days at a time. 9 times out of 10 if dirk won’t answer anyone’s messages he’s probably passed out in his workshop because he’s been welding together a toaster that burns the entire script of the bee movie onto the toast for the past 37 hours instead of sleeping or eating

he either speaks with a nearly indecipherable stutter, or is completely mute. i know that this is technically debunked by canon what with him speaking coherently but it’s still a headcanon/au that i really like