#dirk 2

!!!!Don’t read if you haven’t watched the new episode of dirk this will be basically be all spoilers!!!!

Is he playing games with me? You cannot bring back my fucking father Sherlock Hobbs just to possibly kill him again my heart already fucking hurts

If Tina and Hobbs aren’t okay and hanging out next episode with farah obvi cause she’s a queen then someone gone die

Okay you let me believe that panto and Silas were gonna get married and fix everything just to kill them who the FUCK are you?? Hmm???

Just kill Suzie already please? I hate her so much

You’re going to make my son, dirk gently, go to blackwing—his literal hell—alone, you thought I’m going with him idc

the moment where Todd calmed dirk down like bro how are they not in love I honestly can’t see it

If rapunzel dies that’s too far man okay? It’s already too fucking far but honestly I couldn’t handle that

Ken trying to trick Bart into coming into blackwing like I’m fricking glad she didn’t but really? You couldn’t just maybe let ken go to Wendimoor? Just this once for me? (Casual reminder that for the first two months they locked you in a fucking taxi ken, did you forget that? What do you think they’ll do to Bart hmmm??)

I can’t believe that you killed fucking wygar like bro I thought we were friends??? That’s straight up not allowed

NOT ONLY did the two families massacre us, you gave us 5 seconds of hope then smashed it to bits again and straight up

At least let Panto and Silas hold hand when they died Cmon srsly???

Bart did not want to kill people, she was #overit and you had to go make her go and kill and frickin army because okay her bff died because you had to kill him... why couldn’t bart just be the flower girl at Panto and Silas’s wedding that’s allowed you know

If my rowdy, rowdy boys die I will fly to LA with the soul purpose of fighting you in a parking lot at 2am

Priest telling Bart that they were friends.. I think the fuck not

The end clips of our old maybe not aliens like bro that’s not fair you cannot play me like that

I have an emotional attachment to rainbow beast now and so if she does even tho she was chillin in a corner I stg

I firmly don’t believe that Bart went to blackwing for ken, ken was an “added bonus” I guess you could say. Bart felt like she screwed EVERYTHING up, she told Francis that and that’s why she wouldn’t stay with Panto/Francis in Wendimoor.

I think Bart went to blackwing because she felt like she deserved punishment. She felt like blackwing was the sole place she could be where she wouldn’t hurt anybody. When she was with Panto she didn’t have to because he slayed, but when she was alone her only option was to do as the universe guided and become the holistic assassin we saw so much of during season one. But as soon as the people she loved (ken) started getting hurt she stopped her path of destruction and led as peaceful of a life as she could. But as soon as Panto got hurt, despite her giving up killing people, she killed everyone, she killed an entire army by herself.

So Bart didn’t go to blackwing to be with ken, she went to punish herself and to protect others from her. She knew blackwing was the “most boring place ever” and the only place she could be where the universe had nobody for her to kill except ken.

I’ve been seeing a lot of bury the gays stuff and kind of an accusing finger pointed every which way so I’m going to share my two cents if that’s alright so here we go.

Silas and Panto’s death was necessary to the story for the exact position they were in. Now I only say this because I want you to fully understand my point of view I guess. Here’s why: Suzie commands the army to go kill all the rest of the families, which the trosts and hampers had mostly taken care of UNTIL bart, Panto, and Silas showed up. When they showed up there’s only 5 people left living at the battleground (one of which can’t be killed) but before hand the parents were clearly supportive of their sons and ready to finally end the battle, but when the mage’s army showed up they did EXACTLY as they were commanded, they killed all the rest of the dengamoors and trosts. To be clear, I am very heartbroken they died but I do see why. Two additional reasons I guess: 1. It followed the Romeo and Juliet theme they had underlying in their relationship and 2. It set bart of into her killing rampage which would NOT have occurred otherwise, she told ken she was done killing and didn’t attempt to help Panto when he was killing blackwing people, she had decided her own path.

Okay, I don’t think this follows the whole bury the gays, kill them just because their gay because Max Landis has done a VERY good job of developing the characters past their sexuality and the main guys (Todd, dirk, Amanda, and farah) we know little about other than the fact that farah and Todd hooked up. The entire first season Todd’s crush was the sole mention of any sort of relationship because max knew it wasn’t vital to the plot or who they were as characters. Panto and Silas were gay and loved each other deeply but they weren’t the “token gays” so many shows use for their diversity points. They had their own specialties and struggles and they were developed so much further than so many lgbt+ characters, shouldn’t that be something to celebrate? They were realistic people with lives and the fact that they were gay matter to nobody and it was beautiful. Tina also follows this, she is bi but she says is offhandedly in one scene (that wasn’t even strictly about her it was about the main 3) she was developed before this though and we all loved her, and after she came out every continued to treat her EXACTLY the same. Max Landis represents his lgbt+ characters the same as everybody else and they should be treated the same.

So while I completely wish that Panto and Silas didn’t die I think it needed to happen and it wasn’t just another way to knock the lgbt+ community down a leg, Max did the same thing he did to so many other characters this season and honestly I think the fact that he gave us their happy reunion and supportive parents was a blessing when Silas could have died on the bridge with many others.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Sincerely,

brotzly

the parallels between ken and burt and dirk and todd

THE ROWDY 3!!!

Amanda and Pharah my queens

Amanda and the rowdy 3

Dogs

Brotzly

The character development in all the characters

The characters themselves?? They're amazing

Max Landis

The plot?

The fact that you watch ep 1 and you're sold even though you don't know what the hek is happening

Dirk's jackets

DIRK

Todds character arch thing I love the way it was played out

The fact that all the characters are perfect for their roles

Everything is connected

brotzly

That u know no specifics about any characters sexualities bc it doesn't matter?? Like Todd has one crush and literally it isn't developed and it's the ONLY mention of romance in season 1?? That's incredible and not a thing that happens like ever and it's not good and nice

The first place Finn went when he had checked in with McGonagall was the Hufflepuff basement. He ran down there, to the kitchens, desperate to talk to Dirk, or just to be with Dirk, or something. He didn’t know what he needed, but he couldn’t be alone, he felt completely lost, and he had missed his best friend. He stood by the barrels, panting, trying to cast his mind back to the once before he had been into the badger set, but he wasn’t positive he could remember the passcode and besides maybe it could have changed since then, and he remembered Dirk once saying that the price for getting it wrong was not simply denial of access as in Gryffindor but a vinegar bath, and Finn still couldn’t stand the smell of vinegar ever since his hungover Charms lesson the day after Saint Patrick’s Day.

After a while of standing there awkwardly, Finn heard his name being called and he turned to see Liv walking towards him, a look of confusion on her face. “Where have you been? Someone said you’d dropped out of school. Do you need letting in?”