#dirge:start

“wanna know my favorite thing about the day after valentine’s day? sales. especially on the chocolate. i probably bought so much, that i have no idea how i’m going to eat all of it honestly. so would you like a piece?” she inquired, reaching a hand out to the other to offer her chocolate bar as she was already munching on a piece.

"No go away unless you have food." Heaven groaned as she turned on the couch. Her head was throbbing, she knew it wasn't time to get up for her shift. Taking a deep breath she realized she wasn't on her couch. Where the fuck am I? She thought to herself. 

max had managed to make his way to the shop o'rama for a late night snack. things hadn’t been going his way all day and the one thing he needed in life was a microwaveable burrito. the aisles were bare, his converse squeaked against the clean floor as he made his way to the register. what seemed like thirty minutes, max finally gave up and walked around the entire store until he found someone. “ so do they pay you to stand around and look like an idiot or — shit?“ he didn’t realize, the person wasn’t an employee at all.

“i fucking hate my job,” she grumbled to herself, crossing her arms with a shake of her head. it was always tiring for the brunette to fix beds, bringing new towels, throwing thrash, and making sure any old towels at a hotel were cleaned away and out of sight. she was always tired whenever she got home. although, one thing normally made her day and that was starbucks; it kept her awake and energized. taking a sip of her coffee, she glanced around her surroundings before staring back down at her iphone. “you know, i will never get why people are so into tinder. don’t people have anything better to do?”