#direredemption

A/N: Woooooooooooah this is gonna be good >:)))))) (Aged up 18+ ofc guys~) I know I’ve talked about booty related to the reader but I had a couple more thoughts lmaoooo. Hope you like this, Boo!

🌞☀Mirio☀🌞

Our Sunshine boy is the STACKED snack that smiles back ON GOD!

So ofc you grabbin dat a$$

He juicy, juicy! he eats his lunch.

And really, you’re disrespectful because he don’t even be doing nothing, and you just come over and clap his ass lmaoooo

It’ll shock him at first, but then he goes to the gym more.

And now you have to deal with Mr. Buns of Steel.

You smacked his ass once and your hand STUNG

“Mir- what the hell? You lifting weights with your ass now?”

“Hey, I’m just trying to be the best Brickhouse I can be.”

UNO-REVERSE

Mirio is an ass man; you can’t change my mind.

He’s grabbing your ass in bed, in the shower, in the car/public transportation, at work, in the office.

His hand has to be attached to your ass for more than 5 minutes every hour, or else he’ll foam at the mouth.

You deprived him once of grabbing your ass and learned fast that was a bad idea.

“Babe, I’m sorry but I need the keys to your bakery,”

He was feral and gave you the most intense back shots you ever had….

Guess who had to call out from work for a week? You, sweetie lmao

🐙Tamaki 🐙

He must have eaten a tomato, don’t make any sense how red he is

You would think that yall being intimate would make him more open to your kinky touch or sexy/goofy gestures, but it’s always like its the first time

He has his moments where he’s goofy back, and it’s usually a reaction to what you said

“Dammmmn, Tama baby, you loooooking PHAT IN THE BACK, Turn that thang around and poke it out!”

*Tamaki literally poking his ass out to you*

YOU FUCKING SCREECH IN RETURN BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T THINK HE WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT

YOU’VE MADE THE MAN ANXIOUS, AND HE WONDERS IF HE DID IT WRONG; YOU TELL HIM NO AND SMUSH YOUR FACE ONTO HIS, KISSING HIM INTO OBLIVION

UNO-REVERSE

Grabbing your ass is equivalent to THERAPY

Your ass = comfort food

So you know what that means

“Bunny, I know they say you can’t have cake and eat it too, but I think they’re wrong because… You’re living proof...”

Who’s the tomato now?

💨Inasa💨

Mr. Wind Man, make that ass go brrrrrrr (I hate myself for saying this lmao)

Inasa is ANOTHER STACKED SNACK, definitely not enough love for the man.

His build tells you all you need to know.

He’s double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon, making yall brunch.

You’re so wrapped in watching him cook in the kitchen that you blankly ask him, “Whatchu doin with all this ass?”

He hears what you said, looks at you, and just busts out laughing. His laughter booms throughout your home as he places your plate onto the table.

You smile, thanking him, while placing your hand entirely on his booty cheek, giving it a firm squeeze.

“Hey, now, you gotta wait till you finish your food first, babe.”

“Well, I can’t help that your booty blows me away.”

More laughter comes out, and he kisses your temple, “You’re so corny.”

UNO-REVERSE

HE LOVES TO CUP YOUR ASS USING HIS FINGERS, The jiggle as he cups the undercut of your bootay is d i v i n e

Can you spell: p r e c u m ?

Anyways, you’re happy to know how much Inasa loves your ass, you always complain about its size and the stretch marks, and he’s just like, “Does that stop me from smashing, smacking, or smooching? I thought so, come sit your cute self, over here, babe.”

you couldnt?? Well lucky for you I can. Love my disaster mountain man. 

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Muriel Falling out of Bed

Big thunk (the floor shakes)

…………………….

He turns red but tries to shake it off

Attempts to get right back into what he was doing 

If MC tries to fuss over him at all he just gets really embarrassed and cant though.

But MC should fuss over him because he wont say anything if he hits his head!!!

MC Falling out of bed:

Extreme Concern

He gets out of bed and helps them up and picks them up and puts them back into bed and wraps them in a blanket

No matter how many times he asks if they’re okay hes never totally satisfied with their “Yes” 

Gently runs his hands over their arms and legs and neck feeling for any bumps or anything

Spends the rest of the time cradling their head in his lap like an egg. 

Mod Sumi here~. I didn’t add a Cole react since he is in part a subject of this reaction.

Cassandra: “I suspected as much,” she admits. It was easy to see a change in the Inquisitor after spending so much time traveling around Thedas together. The change especially showed whenever they were around Cole so it wasn’t difficult to put two and two together.

Iron Bull: “Boss as long as you and the kid are happy then fuck what everyone else thinks.” He has to stifle a chuckle when the Inquisitor first comes out about the relationship. Bull honestly didn’t think the kid had it in him. Especially after what happened with Candy.

Solas: “This is unexpected, Inquisitor.” He feels Cole’s growth as a spirit is truly lost on him now. He is becoming more human every day. The Inquisitor is the cause of this, but Solas holds no ill will towards Cole or the Inquisitor. Perhaps it is best they found each other given what is to come.

Dorian: “Well I wish the both of you the best and if anyone should even so much as turn their nose up towards you, Inquisitor please let me know,” Dorian says in his usual smooth, charming tone. “I may have more finesse and tact than Cassandra, but I am not above breaking someone’s nose if they insult my dear friends.”

Vivienne: “Darling you and the boy are hardly subtle. I’d be surprised if half of Thedas doesn’t know by now.” She disapproved of the union, but doesn’t say as much. The Inquisitor deserves happiness… even if it is with the demon Cole. Should anyone express a negative opinion about the pair, they will be answering to Vivienne.

Varric: “Oh Inquisitor this truly is a romance story in the making!” Varric exclaims with a grin. Even as an author with an amazing imagination, he never could’ve imagined up the Inquisitor and the kid ending up together. It truly would make a good story. Varric can bet the Seeker would be first in line to buy it too.

Blackwall: He almost wants to ask how it works, but the Inquisitor is their respected leader. It wouldn’t be right to ask such a question. Blackwall would be damned though if his mind didn’t go there given what he knows about Cole.

I love this little draggy, such an explorer :3 Hopefully my new inking method worked out well.. happy birthday DireRedemption!

Been a long day for Mod Sumi so I just combined Bethany and Carver’s reaction. Apologies! :P

Varric: Varric spends a lot of time playing wicked grace. He supposed he should be writing but the inspiration just isn't there much to his editor's displeasure. Nothing inspiring happening inside the Hanged man-- unless you count Rivani's many conquests.

Isabela: Isabela knows how to pass the time. Actually, she knows many ways to do so. It's just a matter of finding another board and an attractive soul also stuck inside the Hanged man.

Fenris: Fenris hates to be cooped up. He would've broken quarantine had Hawke not stopped him in his tracks. They show up at his door, a bottle of wine in one hand and a book in the other.

Anders: Anders has no shortage of people to help at the clinic. It does a good job of keeping his mind off not being able to venture very far. He (and Justice) do not like the particular reminder of the many years he spent trapped in the Circle.

Merrill: Merrill finds not being able to see her friends to be the worst part of this quarantine. She tries to keep herself busy around the house. There is always plenty of tidying to do around the place. Now is as good a time as any to start.

Aveline: Aveline's had an abundant amount of paperwork since becoming captain of the guard. Being in quarantine is less than ideal but it gives her a chance to catch up on work. Another bonus is that it will hopefully keep Hawke out of trouble 

Sebastian: Sebastian spends a majority of his time in or around the Chantry so it isn't much of a strain on his daily life. He takes some time to pray for those who are struggling or sick. Andraste will do all she can to protect them.