#diothedevildog

Watch out Dio! There's a huge fucking pine tree flying at you like a missile trunk first! It's picked up so much velocity that the god damn thing caught flame like a meteorite!

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Oh look its a fucking tree? Dio had a whole 2 seconds to register the offender before it slammed into him and smashed him into the side of a cliff! splintering the trunk but leaving a dio shape indentation in the rockside!

" WHO---THE FUCK DARES! "

He was more annoyed then anything else!

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@diothedevildog​

 “no no no nO NONONONONONONONO HOW DID YOU COME BACK YOU DISAPPEARED-”

@dio-the-devil-dog-and-crew

“ Aww so you did miss me! “

He smirked as he put his hands on his hips looking a bit full of himself!

“ Shure why not! wasn’t plannin’ nothin’ today anyhow! “

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Scourge huffed and let his eyes roll, naturally crossing his arms before replying to the taller male. “Yeah alright fine, ya fuckhead! I missed ya!” He blurted out as the flames roared from the building burning, fire now spreading to other neighboring stores as people screamed. “Yer a dumb motherfucker, but you’re way more worthwhile than any other dumb motherfucker on my pay roll I have to see every fuckin’ day! I want you around more, alright?! Fuck you if you think that makes me a bitch!”

@diothedevildog

“ what are you doin’ NOT bein’ gay! get those damn bangs and glue them back on this minute! ”

“Holy shit dude, chill out. I mean, yeah I feel weird. But it’s not that big of a deal! I’m still Scarlet God dammit!”