#dinosnore

ok i thought it would be funny if i put memoji dinosaur reaction

I have been summoned by the Dino of Destiny! @magpie24601 I am here with the sacrifice (myself. I have sacrificed myself).

Let me just preface this with a genuine and heartfelt WHAT THE FUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Episode 8, which I now thankfully understand is the last ep, is the ultimate no script ep. They just sat them down with the box set of LITA and that's it. Seriously, there's no script to this show. Like what is this?

Shouldn't you know if someone's bugging you?! Why are you asking the person in charge of the bugging?!

For the love of god, Dawson! He was riding a skateboard! What hit you was the dark and ominous background music!

I think that even the subers are making fun of this show...

Oh Rak... You're so right. NOTHING can dumb this down. NOTHING!

Then, THEN! we see the return of The Friend.

No shit Sherlock! We had to spend 5 minutes just to establish who you are cos nobody remembers.

Also, what's the deal with creditors?

Do you have to marry your creditor? Is it like a soulmate connection?

Whatever. I still need to address the sex scene. I didn't screenshot anything. I can't be responsible for the damage it can cause. If you watch, it's on you.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

Why was the camera moving All the Fucking Time?!

What's with the tongue Dino?! There is such a thing as too much tongue!

Why was Rak turning off the lights when they weren't even in the bedroom yet? What's the point if you're going to the bedroom anyway?

Really Rak? You almost lost control in the bathroom stall? (Ahem! LITA...) Cos you were dodging the DinoTongue like you were running from the plague.

And why are you moving so much Dino? You are NOT Payu. I repeat - you. are. not. payu! This is not a sexy look on you. Stop moving! Stop!

Oh! And you like to reward a good boy? Really? P'Payu? Oh, it's P'Dino? I'm sorry. I just get confused....

And then this:

Rak, listen to me, LISTEN! You are not Sky!

Seriously, Did you even watch the LITA box set together? You are doing two different stories. There are TWO main couples in LITA.

Get together and decide which couple you want to rip off be inspired by and stick to it.

To conclude, don't watch the show people. I was cringing so hard through this entire event. I'm pretty sure @nerdybunnydestiny hates me now for making them watch too much of this shit of a show (I hope you can forgive me so I won't have to move to the south and marry my creditor...).

I'm honestly flabbergasted ... yet still intrigued.

my bb cousin is kind of a cool kid