#dinkster

Michael’s charity stream day! He gets on SMP Earth to bring some more friends onto the server and he’s looking for leather because if someone donates $50 to his stream he’ll fly to someone’s base to put an emote of his of their choosing there.

Note: For when I mention SMP Live, know that this stream ended only hours before the members of that server were told the server would be shutting down so in this stream no one knew the server would be shutting down so soon yet.

Michael gets three people in the game: FallyFire (one of his good friends, Alan), CrowWing15 (his girlfriend, Ellen), and AFitzy (the voice actress, Allanah, for Alesa, the girl that is all of Michael’s emotes and basically represents his stream).

Michael goes to get Ellen and Allanah to bring them back to Packle since they joined the faction. Ellen is with Michael in person and Allanah is in the VC.

Michael takes Allanah with him to go to Burren’s base to retrieve leather for making item frames for emotes at different people’s bases. Burren hops in and out of VC to talk to them as well.

They go to Connor’s base by accident and Allanah dies there. Michael dies not long after just as he gets to Burren’s base.

Dink joins the VC. He then is called a bitch through a donation.

Someone donates to go to Techno’s base and put Swolesa there so Michael goes there.

Fit joins the call. He apparently got banned from the Vatican’s Minecraft server. He also says that he’ll say his line at $2,200 which the goal was $30 off of at that point.

We hit $2,200 and Fit says the line. Michael also heads back to California as James joins the VC.

Fally finally joins in.

James puts water on their concrete powder road turning a portion of it to concrete.

Michael gets a donation to go to Sp00n’s base to hide an emote at his house.

Michael goes afk for a second to talk to his sister and James puts him in a hole with a murder cart under him that kills him the second he gets back.

Since it’s a charity stream Michael keeps going in and out of VC to talk to chat about stuff. He joins back at one point apparently to Jameskii in a hot tub in VC.

Josh comes on to do a server restart because there’s a couple of glitches but Michael is in a plane over the ocean so there’s a yelling match in in-game chat as everyone else jokingly says to do it right then.

Michael’s connection starts lagging really badly.

Tommy joins the VC for a second to threaten Michael for being close to his territory only to realize they’re allies and he leaves very quickly.

Michael crashes his plane and dies. Burren has a laughing fit while Dink goes to get his stuff.

Wispexe and Tommy join the call to see if they can get some traded diamonds or cobblestone but the server is still really laggy and Michael can’t log on very well.

Michael and Ellen take a break to build a gingerbread house as part of their donation goals.

Michael flies to go get the items that Dink got for him but he’s interrupted by a $100 donation where he breaks his keyboard in half.

Michael flies to Kara’s base to carry out a prank that he got paid for. Then he puts several other emotes up at her base for fun for donations.

They take a break for a second for reaching a donation goal which Michael said he’d put his cat, Leela, in a Christmas outfit. She was adorable in it but did not like wearing it for long.

Then they hop on Runescape (in which Sky himself joined in) followed by some mini-games in Minecraft with viewers for a couple of hours. They come back to Earth right after however.

Michael comes back in and asks Poke to join a VC and gets Burren and Beef as well. Poke leaves after a minute though because Michael just sells out to his chat for charity.

Michael flies to Poke’s base to put up a meme at his place.

Burren leaves the VC but Yoshi joins and immediately gets bullied like usual. Poke and Michael try to get him to ban Schlatt and Carson from SMP Live.

Poke also made it a point to make sure when both Ant and Schlatt donated that he had donated more than what each of them donated. He 

Michael takes a break for a second to read a Christmas story to chat because he reached a goal.

When he goes back to the server he flies to Jordan’s base because he got paid to put an emote there.

He gets stuck in the ocean as his plane gets stuck in a bubble column so Michael rejoins a VC with Yoshi and Poke to get them to help. He breaks free of one glitch only to get stuck in another. He despawns his plane though and drops into the ocean to be picked up by Yoshi who showed up in his plane to help. Michael gets in Yoshi’s plane in a drive-by though which everyone was impressed by.

He finally gets to Jordan’s base and puts down the emotes he got paid to put there.

He takes a break for a little bit because he gets emotional but he comes back and wanders around for a bit as he talks to chat.

Packle allies with JokosWorld.

Michael tries to fly back to Packle but his plane is broken from the glitch earlier. He has to switch to his secondary, slower plane in order to get back.

He flies to the railroad to get back to Packle on that then flies the rest of the way back again. He has a jam sesh on the trip.

Connor got the donations to $6969.69 (I had to add this lol)

Michael accidentally says they’ll start war with Crisis Text Line if they reach the goal instead of the AntarcticEmpire.

He watches Motivational Lizard for the first time.

He pulls in Yoshi so he can go on SMP Live and blow up his base (again) there since he reached the goal for that.

They go back on SMP Earth because Techno got on and they get him in a VC. Jameskii joins the VC as well. Michael then tells Techno they have declared war on the AntarcticEmpire and Techno immediately flies over and is like “wait I see a guy in iron I got this.” 

Michael goes to hide in the bunker and tells Fally to get in there as well.

They make jokes about how the war is going to look like Avengers: Endgame because Packle has so many allies.

Michael thanks chat again for donating before ending the stream after 15 hours.

AND SHOUTOUT TO UMUHOATMEAL FOR DONATING A LITERAL $3,000 TO THE STREAM FOR CHARITY. THEY’RE CRAZY BUT AMAZING AND WE LOVE THEM FOR IT.

Quotes: 

Allanah: “I have a gun.”

Michael: *talking about Poke and James* “Can one of you @ them, try to get them in here.” Burren: “I WILL. I’LL ANNOY THEM. YES.”

Beef: “I forgot that people exist in real life too.”

Michael: “If we reach our goal, we are starting war with Crisis Text Line. Wait-” 

Michael starts off by being attacked by a shit ton of zombies and talking with the others about Hitler.

Then the four of them decide to go to the island west of Antarctica that is claimed by the admins as “Wilderness”

Reflex finds a book with weird text in it but immediately loses it. His chat said Chip, the admin of the server, took the book from him.

They go back and find the book again and Burren and Reflex look at it again.

Chip changes the lore because they weren’t supposed to be able to find the book lol so that book is probably useless now anyway. Michael was also screaming “FUCK YOU” at god aka Chip the entire time which made him get struck by lightning.

Fishing with the boys ensues.

When they hear thunder they run away.

Reflex gets the book again which makes Chip strike Michael with lightning, killing him. He then loses his stuff and Chip makes him solve a puzzle to get all his stuff back. 

Meanwhile, Grunk crashlanded on Burren, Reflex, and Dink, giving them a shit ton of rage comics he had in his inventory with InkTea.

Chip then just gives him diamond armor and a silk touch pickaxe.

Chip again makes them continue the puzzle for the rest of the items.

They find the clue of 6000 and have no idea what to do with that for the longest time.

It takes Chip coming into the call for them to know what it all means because it was a sundial and they aren’t smart enough to figure that out. Reflex and Burren I think collect the items that Chip said they’d get.

Team Chunk Error wants to make another chunk error but in SMP Earth.

Apparently WildSpartanz is in Packle.

Michael tries to get Poke to rejoin Packle but he says he has too big of an ego and declares he must be the leader of the faction or he won’t join.

Michael, Reflex, BeefStew, Poke, and Burren go to New Mexico to build the chunk error but they honestly just mess around.

Beef uses his punching spam on everyone again.

Michael gets bullied for five minutes straight as he goes afk.

It takes them so long to actually start the chunk error.

The chunk error moves to the Texas/Oklahoma border or somewhere around there.

They dig the hole for a long time and just talk about random stuff. Michael also falls down a lot of holes that are left from the others digging straight down.

They finish the chunk error and Beef and Michael decide to fly out in their planes. Michael almost dies.

Ted joins the call????????? With his girlfriend????????

James gets on.

Michael names his turtle “cuck.”

He starts working on various things.

He goes to visit Sp00n in Arkansonia and get gravel from him for his builds.

Michael dies again.

They are greeted by the Anti-christ cow.

James steals Kara’s plane and she despawns it which kills him.

Michael, Sp00n, Kara, and James glitch out a boat and minecart inside each other and Sp00n and Michael die.

The clip

They found a new way to murder people with that glitch.

They improve upon the glitch. It is now experiment night. This part lasts a long time because they were all laughing so much about it.

The glitch

Their continued experimentation

Michael died A LOT.

Sneeg gets pulled in and joins the experimental fun.

Jmak arrives and joins in as well.

There were so many deaths.

After a while Michael leaves to just go home and talk to chat but those plans get derailed when Sneeg, Kara, and Grunk go to the sundial shrine because apparently it deactivated but who knows what happened with that because Michael logs off right after that.

Michael now has somewhere around 20 deaths as well.

Quotes:

Michael: *googling* “Captain America beating the shit out of Hitler”

Michael screamed a lot all stream because he always does that when in a call with these guys.

Michael: *looking at the sky* “OH FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU! DUMBASS BITCH. YOU FUCKIN’ DUMBASS BITCH.” (he’s yelling at Chip)

Michael basically all night: *screaming about something*