Michaelmcchill SMPE

So basically what I’m saying that the server was not as nice as it was shown to be. Michael has talked about the drama going on with the server for months and stated his dislike of how the server was ran, but he did still play on it for a while.

Later, Michael has stated he has gotten into extreme arguments (and I will be specific here as Michael said at one point he was literally yelling at the person he was talking with and they were yelling right back) with certain people and been told he has to keep quiet on those issues, but he still stated in a stream that it did happen even if he could not say the topic or person.

Overall, the server was not as pleasant as many viewers may have thought it was as issues arose behind the scenes and caused a lot of drama with certain people, a lot of which I won’t be putting in this post including literal bullying.

Much of the drama was also surrounded in lies as was witnessed a few times on stream as Michael talked to other people and found they knew different information than he did, causing even bigger issues between him and the server.

I’m also unsure who all was involved in this drama most directly as those issues were never addressed and I did not watch enough streams from other people to know if anyone else has talked about this drama ever.

This is not exactly a call-out post, but an attempt to make people aware of things that most people will likely not know about as many content creators are not as open about issues like these.

I do ask that if any of you want to know more, please do not go bother Michael, or really anyone, about it. He has been very stressed recently and has stated many times that the drama on Earth stressed him out rather badly. I don’t want to cause him any more unneeded stress. I do not know much information about any of this besides what has occurred in Michael’s streams so I will not be of much help either.

This post is literally just to make people aware, but if I am asked to by anyone actually from the server, I will take down this post and make a different post simply saying that this blog is basically dead now.

This blog was decent while it lasted, but I can also say I’m glad I don’t have to stress about it anymore. Thank you all for following while it existed.

CrescentMoonClan (Allanah) allies with Packle.

Poke makes Michael join a VC with him so he can brag that he’s the richest on the server and then Kara joins and he brags to her too.

Kara becomes Michael’s sugar momma as she keeps buying things for Michael since he’s a broke ass bitch.

Michael flies to Kara’s base and gets some diamond equipment

He flies over to Poke’s base in New Mexico to investigate since he doesn’t remember ever having gone there.

Michael and Poke try to get Beef to join VC.

Allanah joins VC as Michael and Poke meme around but she doesn’t stick around long.

Beef finally joins VC and Michael goes to visit him at his base.

Poke tries to fly in Beef’s entrance after Michael does but fails horribly and just gives up and swims in.

Yoshi joins the VC where Michael immediately insults him.

Archie joins the VC as well and they all make fun of him too (Poke specifically) telling him to go back to editing Carson’s videos.

IslaDePasua (Beef) becomes allies with Packle.

They fly back to Packle and everyone leaves the VC so Michael talks to chat.

It turns into a vibe stream while Michael continues to work on his seed vault.

Michael talks a bit about his feelings on SMP Live and some stuff that had happened on the server.

Michael talks about stuff he has planned for his own channel.

James joins the game and is a creeper for a minute around the seed vault then joins the VC. He wants a flint and steel in return for a pickaxe that Michael wants.

Allanah randomly shows up and joins the VC as well. They call her a traitor immediately.

Luna joins VC because he sees them all in one.

There is immediate yelling. The stream is filled with Michael screaming at the others for fucking with stuff as soon as they show up. Allanah is an innocent child trapped in the middle of an inner-faction yelling match.

Michael logs off to add emotes for chat (they were horrifying to see and I don’t like them lol) and James and Luna trap Michael so he starts to suffocate when he logs back in. He yells at them to fix it.

James causes chaos with his new flint and steel.

Michael continues to expand his seed vault.

James and Allanah leave the VC.

Michael leaves for a second because he got a big donation and he had to talk to chat. He rejoins Luna after a bit though.

James comes back and the stream becomes cursed™ again with the topics being talked about before it becomes more chill.

Poke and Jameskii come in to cause chaos with Jameskii’s sound board.

A person in chat is willing to pay a lot of money to make Michael go to war with another faction. No pay amount is decided though because Poke and Luna keep telling Michael no war.

Sneeg comes in chat and starts to post the same family guy funny moments video in everyone’s chats and in their discord chat while he himself was streaming.

Everyone leaves VC.

Michael talks to Kara a bit through in-game chat before they join a VC together. 

Michael leaves the VC to end his stream.

Quotes: 

Michael: “If we all stop paying our taxes the IRS can’t send us to prison.”

Poke: “Team Chunk Error is dead.”

Archie: “I’m going to burn Packle to the ground.”

Poke: “Shut up Michael.”

Luna: “What are you guys doing?” Michael: “Uh fucking your mom.”

Michael: “Don’t you fucking blow smoke into my asshole.”

Jameskii and Poke: “Hamburger, cheeseburger, Big Mac, Whopper.”

Michael works a bit on his seed vault and accidentally breaks his cocoa bean farm but fixes that quickly. 

He decides to go on a mining expedition since he still has nothing after burning his items because of the charity stream.

Michael flies to Canada because Luna has previously said that he has found some good resources there. The void tries to eat him on the way there though as chunks don’t load and he gets stuck in his plane. He logs off and comes back on and he is safe on the ground but his plane is broken.

Michael finally gets to work on his mining trip. He also finds a couple of Woodys that Luna has built up in Canada.

Michael joins a VC with Allanah and flies back to Packle. She says she might make a new faction of her own.

James joins the VC as they are talking about smuggling stuff up your ass.

Michael goes back to work on his seed vault.

Allanah leaves the faction. Michael and James then proceed to trap her in the seed vault.

Yoshi joins the VC and speaks through a goddamn microwave with echo (it is probably actually through his phone because it sounded like shit and everything echoed back into the VC).

Allanah creates her new faction CrescentMoonClan.

Yoshi finally joins VC through his computer and Allanah starts to sing Never Going to Give You Up because her chat rick rolled her.

Allanah leaves the VC.

Yoshi won’t move from where Michael wants to build so James just hops in and digs straight down under Yoshi and takes him with him so Michael can build. 

Yoshi makes the GermanEmpire enemy to Packle again so he and James go fight while Michael builds another super-charged smelting system.

Krinios joins the VC to ask Yoshi about SMP Live stuff.

The GermanEmpire becomes ally to Packle again.

Yoshi and James start fucking with Michael while he tries to build.

Krinios leaves the VC as Michael has just been struggling with the rails for his smelting system again for like 20 minutes because of a glitch.

Yoshi leaves the VC.

James continues to help Michael build the smelting system until it is completed.

James and Michael fly to the islands by Australia to investigate them. They talk about meeting people at Twitchcon on their way over too.

They arrive at where some ARG stuff apparently went down with Jordan and Kara but they just explore.

Michael looks at Sylvee’s Christmas Island nearby then comes back to James right before dying to a creeper and having to fly back over to get his stuff.

They fly back to Packle right after and Michael goes back to work on his seed vault where he ends the stream.

Quotes:

Michael: “You want a dumb bitch trophy because you sure as fuck deserve it.” 

Michael names tries to name a couple of the rooms in the seed vault after donators to the stream.

Michael tries to figure out how to build a super-charged smelting system. It takes a long time and the help of chat for him to figure it out as well as testing it out in a creative world.

He joins a VC with Luna and then Kara and they talk and meme for a bit while Michael continues to work on his smelting system.

Luna comes to help Michael with his smelting system since Michael was having trouble with it and helps until he logs off for the night.

Michael continues to work on his smelting system as there are still problems and Allanah comes to help out too since Michael has just gotten confused about what is going on with his system. They get it figured out not long after.

Allanah brings back the Packle Pickle after Techno stole it right after the war started and Michael and her go to enchant it since Allanah says that it is something you can do but when they try it doesn’t work.

Kara rejoins the VC and tells Michael and Allanah to come visit the Louvre which she had made in France. She also wants them to add art to it since it is an art museum.

Michael and Allanah fly to her territory in France and see the Eiffel tower, the cat cafe, and the Louvre.

He goes to the top of the Eiffel tower before flying back to Packle and leaving VC.

The server starts to lag for Michael so he joins a VC with Kara, Jordan, and Krinios to ask if they have lag too. They didn’t so Michael was just having connection issues of his own. He leaves the VC right after only because he is trying to figure out his issues. He gets it mostly fixed and after a little while joins back into a VC with Sylvee, who came and gave Michael cookies in his seed vault, Krinios, and Luna for a second before he has to restart his computer because it was messing up with other programs. Michael comes back and gets a bit sentimental with chat while reorganizing the chests around his territory. Then he logs off to do his final goodbyes for SMP Live with James and Poke to help him go around.

Michael wanders around a bit looking at things and finds the iron golem he hung broke free with the chickens it was hung with and is wandering around free. It had just murdered something just as Michael found it.

He listens to Christmas music as he sorts his chests and gets things figured out. It’s mostly just that he was standing still though and watching music videos with chat instead.

Michael goes over to Luna’s farm and harvests the crops over there. He jams to some more music while talking to chat and Luna through chat because he showed up and chilled in chat for a while.

Michael joins a VC with Allanah.

Allanah says she stole back the Packle pickle from Techno.

Michael gets a donation and it scares him because the notification noise is Alesa talking and since Allanah voices Alesa he thought it was her talking in the VC and not through notifications.

They spend a bit trying to deal with Allanah’s audio issues on her stream.

Once they get it figured out Michael leaves for a bit to talk to chat.

Michael rejoins the VC with Allanah.

They just talk for a while before Allanah leaves for the night because she’s tired and been having issues with her stream for a lot of the night.

Michael jams with chat to NSP while working on the seed vault for a while before joining a VC with Luna.

They talk a lot about the life of a streamer and how powerful playing some games on Twitch can be for attracting viewers.

Michael makes the seed vault look nicer and tells the story of how his old YouTube channel got banned.

Michael builds a cocoa bean farm and nether wart farm in the seed vault while Luna wanders around him and helps him with things when necessary.

They talk about themselves in the past and just general stuff about them that they think about such as who Luna has known for a long time.

They then chill and tell stories about when they were younger. They were actually pretty hilarious but too long to put here. They were mostly about mall cops and security guards being extreme and Michael and Luna being little shits with their friends in response. It was essentially a podcast and it was fantastic to listen to.

Quotes:

Michael: “My chat knows their place. SMP Earth is a job, it’s not fun. And my chat is what?” Chat: “WE ARE REVENUE.”

Michael: “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna get shot, I’m gonna get shot, California has a gun problem.”

Michael: “Alexa! Tell Jeff Bezos to fuck off.”

Luna: “‘Young man, it’s your lucky day.’”

Michael: “‘That’s what regret sounds like.’”

Pete says that he wishes for the next time something occurs, for Phil, Techno, Fit (who is apparently joining the AntarcticEmpire in the battle against Packle), and himself to be online to discuss things mostly for the point of content since Techno wasn’t streaming earlier.

Pete leaves the VC, then Luna joins and they pull Yoshi and Kara in so Michael can get a better description of the battle. It was apparently chemical warfare where Yoshi had a bunch of potions and they attacked with those. Since Techno wasn’t streaming, he just left before the battle was really won by either side since he wanted to save the fighting for content. Yoshi also says the GermanicEmpire just happens to be allied with Packle so of course he had to join to help his allies. The battle occurred over on Connor’s land though.

James and Michael try to fly to the North Pole because Luna told Michael to go but apparently “Santa’s workshop is closed” so they get teleported right back to Packle.

Luna apparently put doges on their giant wall that they’ve been using for images and gets rid of Michael’s Eminem image so Michael, of course, has to yell at him.

Jordan joins the VC to talk to Kara and hears about the battle and is surprised Techno did not win. Jordan isn’t sure he wants to join the war though especially with his 97 exp levels.

Jordan and Kara leave the VC to talk separately.

James and Michael go steal the food Luna has in his house.

Someone in chat tells Michael to look for Luna’s secret chest and they find it. James immediately destroys it and then Michael accidentally drops an airstrike on Luna’s house because he didn’t know that the golden hoe he had triggered it after they use a couple of the potions that were in Luna’s chest.

Archie, and possibly Jameskii because the mentioned him too, join the VC.

James and Michael fly to the North Pole again to steal ornaments and possibly presents.

Michael is on the naughty list so he doesn’t have a present under the Christmas tree.

James and Michael talk about going to murder Pete and Sylvee since she is with him but Yoshi says not to kill Sylvee since she is part of the German protectorate.

They instead fly to Jameskii’s base and talk about trampling his crops and murdering his iron golem.

Michael and James hardcore judge the base as Archie shows them around the places they made there.

James and Michael go back to going to kill Pete. They arrive at Pete’s train station and Pete and Sylvee join the VC.

They talk about Pete’s train station because Michael is confused about how it works but Pete explains it.

They fly to go bother Jordan who is with Kara for a bit.

Jordan and Kara both log-off, Jordan because he had to leave anyway, Kara because her chat told her to log off.

Michael goes back to Packle and wanders around talking to chat.

He goes back to trying to work on his seed vault that he had attempted to start the day before. This is basically the rest of the stream as Michael talks to chat about different things going on.

Quotes:

Michael: “Stop bullying me or I’m going to go play Runescape.”

Michael is greeted by three Hatsune Mikus at Packle when he logs on.

Allanah says that Techno had shown up earlier and they had a duel where she just died because it’s Techno.

Michael randomly decides to break his chests then tells Luna to clean it up but he just buries Michael in the sand. 

Michael finds that half their drowneds despawned since the night before.

Michael finds that half of their villagers despawned and walks around for like five minutes asking what happened to them.

Michael really is in a mood tonight.

He frames the Packle flag in dark oak trap doors.

Michael thinks about making a seed vault for a whole bunch of plants.

Fally joins the game and makes dying noises for about a solid minute.

Fally also apparently had made a base no one knew about.

James joins the VC after being in Michael’s chat for a bit.

JAMES CAN FUCKING FLY LIKE HE’S IN CREATIVE MODE.

I don’t remember if I said it before but Ant is in Packle now. He apparently joined because his faction got deleted and he just said, “oh well, I’m joining Packle now.”

They mess around with James being able to fly for a while mostly because he broke part of the flag and they needed him to fix it.

Michael starts to build his seed vault.

Everyone else decides not to let Michael build his vault peacefully and there is chaos in the hole Michael had started to build. It gets worse when his pick breaks so he can’t do anything about what they’re doing.

They bring out the minecart/boat glitch again.

James and Luna keep giggling in the background.

Jameskii comes in with his soundboard and starts to play with noises people are making, specifically Michael’s screams. It was unexplained for while so chat was extremely confused.

James leaves the VC as well as Jameskii (there’s too many James on here).

Michael makes an Iron Golem just because he wants to hang it and a baby chicken.

They start putting images up again like the night before but now with Luna and Fally. Again, this lasts a VERY long time. Allanah leaves during this time because it was so long. It ends the stream again too.

Quotes:

Luna: “Michaelmcracist.”

Allanah: *speaks french* Michael: “Shut up Overwatch.”

Allanah: “Danny Devito from the Game Grumps.”

Michael: “Chat, I need $10,000 in my bank account right now.”

Michael: “It’s got a whole stream category. You got like talk shows and podcasts, cock and ball torture.” Allanah: “Right next to Minecraft.”

Michael: *singing* “This land is my land, this land is my land, this land is my land, this land is my land.”

Michael: “We don’t need scaffolding when we have a super-human.”

Michael: “I’m going to hang an Iron golem.”

He joins and accidentally starts to play a sad version of “Never gonna give you up” that he had played for his 1000th death on SMP Live and just starts a bit that SMP Earth is dead too and confuses Kara in the in-game chat.

He joins a VC with Kara, Jordan, and Allanah while he flies back to Packle from his off-stream adventures in Kara’s land.

Michael burns his items finally since it was a goal for his charity stream.

He wanders around for a while and talks to chat after Kara mutes in the VC for a long time.

Allanah gets attacked in her house by zombies banging on her door and making incredibly loud gunshot noises so Michael goes to help her but she had it covered so he just looks at her house.

They put up a giant wall to put the official Packle flag up on. Michael also tells chat to salute using SlyFoxHound’s new emotes and Sly immediately shows up in chat with it where Michael loses his mind laughing for a while.

There’s a lot of wandering around because Michael forgets where he put everything.

Yoshi joins the game and Michael immediately tells him in the in-game chat to “shut up you fucking bitch. No one even likes you.” Yoshi immediately joins the VC to talk shit back.

Yoshi shows up at Allanah’s house and does the fastest murder in the west as he enemies Packle and kills Michael with magic then neutrals them again all within 20 seconds.

The murder

Allanah has like a million zombies spawn in front of her and runs away from them back into the village where Michael is with no armor since he burned his stuff. They both hide on a rock in their pond which makes all the zombies turned to drowneds. They both want to name all of them so they go and get a lot of name tags for them all. They put up a wall around the pond where all the drowneds are so they can’t escape.

They just have a lot of casual conversations while they do stuff.

Michael and Allanah just cycle through a lot of images they find on twitter to put in images because they find them funny. They spend an extremely long time doing this to the point it ends off the stream.

Quotes: 

Michael: “SMP Earth is dead.”

He went in a VC with Krinios, Sylvee, Sneeg, Kara, and Sp00n when he first got on because the AntarcticEmpire went around and stuck images around Packle’s base since Michael had declared war after his charity stream though it was just Sneeg and Phil doing it. Sneeg’s stream has most of the creation since Michael didn’t stream including a little bit of his reaction to seeing all the images around his base. The majority of the rest of his reaction is on Allanah’s stream (P.S. she’s also Australian all you Australian SMP fans on here) on her Twitch since she is also in Packle and was around the base where he joined a VC with her and Luna after his time in Sneeg’s stream. Sp00n and Kara also joined after a bit to talk.

It’s basically just them messing around in Packle and adding more images to the mess rather than trying to clean anything up because it was amusing for quite a while.

He also keeps calling his cat a “dumb fuck” because she kept trying to wake up his girlfriend.

Michael and Luna try to fly to Kara’s base to give her an image though, but Michael lags really badly in his plane and crashes where he proceeds to die by suffocation but apparently doesn’t actually see it on his screen for a while because of the lag.

A lot of other stuff Michael did with Luna is on Kara’s stream for this day at around 3 hours 39 minutes when they arrive at her base to show her the images they have collected, including one of Poke when they went to Olive Garden at Twitchcon.

The war has basically started as just a prank war though since Michael has been so busy recently with other things to stream and begin the actual war part. The holiday season is tough.