Hey any SMPEarth fellas, there’s now an official SMPEarth wiki, but it’s brand-new and it needs editors.
This will be a good baseline resource for staying up-to-date with everything that goes on, but only if people pitch in. Nobody needs to watch a ton of people to stay informed as long as people add in small bits of info to help out.
I’m not the most knowledgeable about most of the people involved, nor do i have a large SMPLive/Earth following on here, so pls reblog or @ people you think could help a lot!! I’ll be putting the names of SMPEarth ppl in the tags to spread this post as well, so sorry if this shows up in your fave’s tag lol
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This night had a lot of stuff happen again and it was all over the place so prepare for another journey that literally was such a mess to keep track of.
Michael starts off back in Northern California and joins a call with Dinkster, Burren, and Reflex. Chaos starts immediately because of that.
Michael starts off by being attacked by a shit ton of zombies and talking with the others about Hitler.
Then the four of them decide to go to the island west of Antarctica that is claimed by the admins as “Wilderness”
Reflex finds a book with weird text in it but immediately loses it. His chat said Chip, the admin of the server, took the book from him.
They go back and find the book again and Burren and Reflex look at it again.
Chip changes the lore because they weren’t supposed to be able to find the book lol so that book is probably useless now anyway. Michael was also screaming “FUCK YOU” at god aka Chip the entire time which made him get struck by lightning.
Fishing with the boys ensues.
When they hear thunder they run away.
Reflex gets the book again which makes Chip strike Michael with lightning, killing him. He then loses his stuff and Chip makes him solve a puzzle to get all his stuff back.
Meanwhile, Grunk crashlanded on Burren, Reflex, and Dink, giving them a shit ton of rage comics he had in his inventory with InkTea.
Chip then just gives him diamond armor and a silk touch pickaxe.
Chip again makes them continue the puzzle for the rest of the items.
They find the clue of 6000 and have no idea what to do with that for the longest time.
It takes Chip coming into the call for them to know what it all means because it was a sundial and they aren’t smart enough to figure that out. Reflex and Burren I think collect the items that Chip said they’d get.
Team Chunk Error wants to make another chunk error but in SMP Earth.
Apparently WildSpartanz is in Packle.
Michael tries to get Poke to rejoin Packle but he says he has too big of an ego and declares he must be the leader of the faction or he won’t join.
Michael, Reflex, BeefStew, Poke, and Burren go to New Mexico to build the chunk error but they honestly just mess around.
Beef uses his punching spam on everyone again.
Michael gets bullied for five minutes straight as he goes afk.
It takes them so long to actually start the chunk error.
The chunk error moves to the Texas/Oklahoma border or somewhere around there.
They dig the hole for a long time and just talk about random stuff. Michael also falls down a lot of holes that are left from the others digging straight down.
They finish the chunk error and Beef and Michael decide to fly out in their planes. Michael almost dies.
Ted joins the call????????? With his girlfriend????????
James gets on.
Michael names his turtle “cuck.”
He starts working on various things.
He goes to visit Sp00n in Arkansonia and get gravel from him for his builds.
Michael dies again.
They are greeted by the Anti-christ cow.
James steals Kara’s plane and she despawns it which kills him.
Michael, Sp00n, Kara, and James glitch out a boat and minecart inside each other and Sp00n and Michael die.
The clip
They found a new way to murder people with that glitch.
They improve upon the glitch. It is now experiment night. This part lasts a long time because they were all laughing so much about it.
The glitch
Their continued experimentation
Michael died A LOT.
Sneeg gets pulled in and joins the experimental fun.
Jmak arrives and joins in as well.
There were so many deaths.
After a while Michael leaves to just go home and talk to chat but those plans get derailed when Sneeg, Kara, and Grunk go to the sundial shrine because apparently it deactivated but who knows what happened with that because Michael logs off right after that.
Michael now has somewhere around 20 deaths as well.
Quotes:
Michael: *googling* “Captain America beating the shit out of Hitler”
Michael screamed a lot all stream because he always does that when in a call with these guys.
Michael: *looking at the sky* “OH FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU! DUMBASS BITCH. YOU FUCKIN’ DUMBASS BITCH.” (he’s yelling at Chip)
Michael basically all night: *screaming about something*
