#dinhanluke

“In receiving a mission from Force ghost Obi-Wan Kenobi to carry out an ancient Jedi tradition, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker consequently becomes one of the galaxy’s most renowned mansluts. In the process, Luke manages to woo the incredibly emotionally-repressed hearts of close friend and smuggler Han Solo as well as Mandalorian bounty hunter and father Din Djarin, both of whom naively assume they are the sole proprietors of Luke’s affection. Once finding out otherwise, however, instead of communicating like mature adults, Han and Din decide to take matters into their own, terribly petty hands.”

[very] explicit, overall it’s a din/luke/han story, but it technically progresses as han/luke→din/luke→very-messy-very-loosely han/din→din/luke/han, chapter 2/8, 17520 total words.

“What if I-” Han’s mind was racing, trying to reach for anything at that point. “What if I went and chased after your brother, hm?”

“Y’know, I’d actually much rather that than you sweet-talking some arbitrary sex worker in whatever Outer Rim shithole you’d find yourself in,” Leia admitted, looking far too amenable to the idea than Han could have ever imagined. Han felt like his head had been dunked under ice-cold water. “Knowing you, you’d probably end up putting another bounty on your head, and I’m already swamped with enough work as it is. Besides, you’ve seen how Luke’s gotten: poor kid probably needs a good lay.”

“In receiving a mission from Force ghost Obi-Wan Kenobi to carry out an ancient Jedi tradition, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker consequently becomes one of the galaxy's most renowned mansluts. In the process, Luke manages to woo the incredibly emotionally-repressed hearts of close friend and smuggler Han Solo as well as Mandalorian bounty hunter and father Din Djarin, both of whom naively assume they are the sole proprietors of Luke's affection. Once finding out otherwise, however, instead of communicating like mature adults, Han and Din decide to take matters into their own, terribly petty hands.”

explicit (though not this chapter), overall it’s a din/luke/han story, but it technically progresses as han/luke→din/luke→very-messy-very-loosely han/din→din/luke/han, chapter 1/8, 4245 words.

“This exercise in attachment is an old Jedi secret passed down only to the most advanced of padawans, those with more life experience. My own Master Qui-Gon passed down his wisdom to me, oh, just before I became a Jedi Knight myself, believing there is a strength and nobility in restraint. In fact, I now believe one of my failings as a teacher to your father was in refraining from assigning this exercise.”

At the mention of his father, Luke perked up, bringing his cosmopolitan up to his lips to take another sip. He wondered what important knowledge Yoda had happened to miss in the short amount of time he received training from the old Jedi Master.

“Young Master Luke,” Obi-Wan said. “What have you heard of the Intragalactic Grindr practice?”

Luke choked on his drink.

“In receiving a mission from Force ghost Obi-Wan Kenobi to carry out an ancient Jedi tradition, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker consequently becomes one of the galaxy’s most renowned mansluts. In the process, Luke manages to woo the incredibly emotionally-repressed hearts of close friend and smuggler Han Solo as well as Mandalorian bounty hunter and father Din Djarin, both of whom naively assume they are the sole proprietors of Luke’s affection. Once finding out otherwise, however, instead of communicating like mature adults, Han and Din decide to take matters into their own, terribly petty hands.”

[very] explicit, overall it’s a din/luke/han story, but it technically progresses as han/luke→din/luke→very-messy-very-loosely han/din→din/luke/han, chapter 3/9 (had to split this one in half), 25025 total words.

A one-night stand does not, however, characterize a manslut: the final step to fully-matured mansluthood is the personal motivation to seek out adventure and variety within one’s sex life and its actual execution, which is where we meet Luke at this point in the story.

Luke did, indeed, spend a great deal of time navigating his way quite literally across the galaxy (about four-point-five o’clock against the spiral) with Dantooine already challenging enough to navigate to from its adjacent hyperspace runs, and then proceeded to spend an even greater amount of time sifting through ruins upon the discovery of an old Jedi Temple. (He emerged with a couple holocrons, some partially-damaged texts in desperate need of translation, and a few potential leads to other bases or points of interest, but this story doesn’t actually give two womprats’ whiskers about anything actually significant in regard to Luke’s functional role in the galaxy, so we will disregard most information relating to ecclesiastical archaeology in favor of serving substantially the same function as a tabloid).