#dickourse

yeah see you get me !!! when carlos is holding it in his hand, it's covered completely, not even the pretty pink head peeking out. and carlos is just cooing at jannik what a cute little dick he has, praising how responsive he is, how sweet it is that it's trying to get hard when it's not even gonna fuck anything anyways!!

jannik is used to guys not even really touching it but carlos worships it. and jannik is LOST because it's! so! intense!!! carlos kneading it in his hand a little, swiping a calloused thumb over the sensitive head to wipe away the steady dribble of precum, casually tugging at it and murmuring encouragements as jannik is writhing and shaking on the bed, just absolutely losing it because it feels so so so so good.

ugh, just.. carlos gently holding it in his mouth and slowly sucking as he holds eye contact with janni. laving sweet kisses all over it even after he's spent, tugging at it like it's a toy, not minding how jannik is breathless and whining with oversensitivity, because carlos knows jannik likes it deep down, likes when he gets a little mean with it. afterall, nothing gets jannik hard faster than when carlos strokes both their cocks together, his own engulfing jannik's.

but he doesn't stop when jannik has come, because carlos thinks jannik's cock is sooooo cute when it's soft, just so little, rosy pink and smeared with precum.

He's also pretty short, under 6 feet tall, so there isn't actually any canonical reason to believe his dick is above the typical human range. I'm not sure why the fandom seems to think he has a huge monster cock.

(I blame Fin. It's usually Fin behind this sort of thing)

You've sold me, Nonsie, I've made up my mind. Though if we're getting more specifically into ape mating as the basis, we'd need to know more about female ogres and mating rituals in ogre culture.

Said specifically referencing this thing I read, which theorizes said behavior around mating influences dick size. On the one hand, ogres are compared to gorillas. On the other, their leader is determined by competition/fight to the death, which could carry over into copulation. However, we've seen no evidence that's the case. Based on Ro's comments, it seems they pair akin to humans and the gorilla dick is the most solid comparison so far

lol it'll cause a riot in the phandom! It's basically the only consensus we have 😪

me, lying on my bed, twisting the phone chord around my fingers: i like him with molly, him with molly & caleb, him with jester, him with pumat, him with anyone honestly

Me, an intellectual: 

I see you're trying to get ahead of all this and stop it before it starts. I commend your efforts.

We'll see if it works, or if dickourse breaks containment from where it seems to be, currently, entirely contained to my blog. I take only marginal responsibility.