Jan 10
HES UNDER JA'S STRAPNOSIS .
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HES UNDER JA'S STRAPNOSIS .
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*House gets broken into*
Chaeha: man I hope it's the crazy dude who says he hates me, started fucking me when I was drunk, and has been generally crazy about me from the start including showing up to my house regularly for no reason to the point where him breaking into my house is completely within the realm of things he would do.
For many years I worked with and became close with an elder Gen Z girl who I often felt spoke an entirely different language than the English that I did. I basically learned some new slang/TikTok/Very Online Youth word or phrase every single day from being around this girl, which was delightful and also made me feel very old. She was crazy and funny and I cared for her like a little sister and about six years ago she was killed in a car crash and I miss her very much.
She also remains to this day the only human being from whose mouth I have ever heard the word “dickmatized.”
So, all other thoughts about “The Life of a Showgirl” aside, I did not *instantly* clock that word for “(Ah!)matized” on first listen. Maybe it was because I played the album again at work - the place where I spent the most time with this girl - that suddenly her face popped into my head in an epiphany, then I laughed so hard and also cried a little. Because goddamn, I really do miss her.
Anyway, I just didn’t expect when I woke up this morning that I was going to get emotionally cracked open by a song about banging Travis Kelce. Life really does come at you fast.
WAIT WAIT SHE SAID “DICK-MATIZED” ???😭 This whole time me and my auditory processing disorder were hearing “he unties me” I thought she was singing about bondage 😭
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The first time Louis even introduced his name is through Lestat. He never stood a chance
Been reading a 'book' and I can't bring myself to turn the page.
DEAD, I'M ACTUALLY DEAD!