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HES UNDER JA'S STRAPNOSIS .

#DICKMATIZED #it's the little happy prance video all ovrr again....#jaren so elated to have that arm slung over his shoulder oh my goodness..#just a three thousand foot femme and the tiny stud that tops her OKAY #jaren #ja #immortalizing this in my mind !

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one thing interesting about the 4b subreddit is how they’ve managed to miss out on the opportunity of making that space a place where women can focus on themselves… they could’ve talked about financial advice, legal advice, gym routines, mental health, hobbies and passions ..talk about literally anything else but all they wanna do is talk about men…. men men men men men ..they have no idea what 4b is

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For many years I worked with and became close with an elder Gen Z girl who I often felt spoke an entirely different language than the English that I did. I basically learned some new slang/TikTok/Very Online Youth word or phrase every single day from being around this girl, which was delightful and also made me feel very old. She was crazy and funny and I cared for her like a little sister and about six years ago she was killed in a car crash and I miss her very much.

She also remains to this day the only human being from whose mouth I have ever heard the word “dickmatized.”

So, all other thoughts about “The Life of a Showgirl” aside, I did not *instantly* clock that word for “(Ah!)matized” on first listen. Maybe it was because I played the album again at work - the place where I spent the most time with this girl - that suddenly her face popped into my head in an epiphany, then I laughed so hard and also cried a little. Because goddamn, I really do miss her.

Anyway, I just didn’t expect when I woke up this morning that I was going to get emotionally cracked open by a song about banging Travis Kelce. Life really does come at you fast.

#taylor swift #the life of a showgirl #wood #dickmatized #actually emotional #personal #crying in a convenience store thinking about being dickmatized by Travis Kelce wasn’t on my bingo card #life comes at you fast

WAIT WAIT SHE SAID “DICK-MATIZED” ???😭 This whole time me and my auditory processing disorder were hearing “he unties me” I thought she was singing about bondage 😭

#dickmatized #is CRAZY #get me out of here!!#I hate it here!!#taylor swift #tloas #gaylor