Then you have a fight with your son.

The two of you are unable to stay in touch, too much to digest.

And then, you receive a wedding annoucement, your daughter in law is an alien taller than you, space amazonians, with nothing against lethal solution when it's necessary, and she's eating UV like your best friend. The worst ? You are physically unable to mistrust her she's the nicest person you ever met.

Just imagine the bats are working on a case they can't seem to crack. Meanwhile Clark and Kori are talking in some obscure alien language with each other.

Kori: How long do you think it will take until they realize it's Riddler? I mean his logo is right there on the evidence, literally.

Clark: *shrugs* Who knows, they should hurry up though. I've been listening to Riddler all night and he plans to move bases soon.

Kori: How mad do you think they'll be if we just picked Riddler up and left him on Arkham's doorstep?

Clark: *cocks his head in the general direction of Riddler* If we wait an hour Riddler would technically be outside of Gotham's city limits and closer to Metropolis. Makes him fair game.

Kori: *stands and stretches* Well I say we go for a flight.

Or someone insults their intelligence in front of their lovers.

Rando Rich Boy: Honestly I don't see why the bats keep two dumb aliens around. Their are plenty of humans who can lift stuff for them if they need it.

Bruce, Dick, and Babs: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SPOUCE?!?!

Meanwhile Clark and Kori have a gentle looking hold on their spouces, reminding them that their in public as civilans, and giving the rando smiles.

In their alien language they say:

Clark: The Daily Planet is gonna have a new article soon about his shady deals.

Kori: *analyzing rando's body language* Check for alien trafficking too. That snear he had makes me think he believes us to be less than humans. I might have to go hunting with Shayera later.

Clark: Can't wait to hear how you two break his ego.

It is completely Clark and Kori's fault. But at the same time you can't really blame them.

They just got sick of their bat partners spouting bullshit so they just picked them up. And then left them high up in the Wayne manor rafters with no gadgets to get them down. The bats won't risk getting down by themselves either because Clark and Kori always know, and god help them if they hurt themselves before Clark and Kori come back. At that point not only are they dealing with Clark and/or Kori but now they're also dealing with Alfred.

The bats quickly learned that Clark and Kori come back sooner if they shut up. And then they'll be let down if they listen.

Well Clark, Bruce's best friend and later husband found out.

Clark and Kori never let any of them live it down.

Kori turns towards Clark in the middle of a family dinner. "It's exhausting getting two bats through their alien phase."

Clark sighs in agreement. "If you need help I've been getting the original through his on and off over the years and I've helped raised one of yours."

Bruce proposes. Clark stares and says, "You're still not done with your alien phase? Do I have to sign a prenup? Or do I get alimony?"

Kori finds out she's pregnant. She announces it to the family by asking Clark, "How much child support do you think I'll get when Richard and Barbara are done with their raising alien babies phase?"

Clark and Kori ending arguments by saying. "That's okay, I'm just a phase anyway."

It gets worse when Shayera and J'onn find out and they side with Clark and Kori.

Shayera would ask at the end of a founders meeting. "Hey batsy when the alien phase is over with can I just hide my wings?"

J'onn starts transforming into different looking humans. "If any of these work for when the phase is over with let me know."

Bruce tries to rant to Alfred one time. There was no sympathy.

Batkids: Do we weigh anything to you???

Kori: It's like holding a couple of grapes.

Dick and Babs try to use their combined weight on their girlfriend to keep her in one place but if Kori needs to go do something she easily picks up both of them at the same time. Or she'll float up and twist her body so they'll fall off.

Now don't get Clark wrong he's not blind. He sees the potential they have, and he remembers those few years where it seemed like they would be the once in a generation couple whose first love was their last. If Dick and Babs were both single then Clark really wouldn't care.

But Dick isn't single and Kori does not deserve to have her relationship messed with like that. Bruce is gonna hold a grudge against him for this but Clark did go through years of teaching and bonding with Kori for him to stand by while his best friend tried to orchestrate her heartbreak.

"Bruce and Commissioner Gordon want Dick and Barbara to date."

Kori looks up from her drink, a grin on her face. "Wonderful! It will be nice to have another opinion on my plans other then Jason and Stephanie."

Clark stares at his friend. "I'm sorry Kori did I not say that right?" Clark pauses thinking how to reword it. " They want your boyfriend to date another girl."

Kori nods. "And so do I. Richard wants to date both me and Barbara but fears upsetting me. Barbara wants to date Richard and I but doesn't want to ruin our relationship. And I want to date both of them but they are both stubborn."

Kori huffs dropping her head into her hands. "On Tamaran this would not be so difficult."

This caught Clark's attention. "I'm guessing relationships aren't so monogamous then on Tamaran."

"Love is a precious thing. We believe you can love one or many. My own knorfka Galfore was in a relationship with my parents before they passed."

"And marriage?"

Kori bit her lip trying to think of the words. "Marriage is for alliances and. . . leagal benefits."

Clark nodded taking a sip of his drink.

Kori shrugs, "Besides if I am dating both Richard and Barbara then that will make it harder for Bruce to keep denying his feelings for you."