#dickflowers

Sexpisode.

The world is run by fat old bastards and dumb young jerks, all expecting women to put out for their garbage crotches. This episode we're visited by Sam Jones, sex blogger, who allows us to pitch her on sexy TV dramas and sexy web domains! Also: internet-enabled vibrators, orgy etiquette, santorum, steam cleaning and eye-frost!

This episode is brought to you by sex and Dickflowers.edu!

SHOW NOTES

Sam's blog, Smut Buttons

Fat Leonard’s orgy

David's lady pic on Faceapp looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show, not Riff Raff the reality show dropout and rapper

WeVibe court case

Ivan Pavlov

Free domains for you

Santorum/sprog

Stephen Tobolowsky, performer, writer, Texan Jew, Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day

Kärcher 1200W Handheld Steam Cleaner

"Sir, we have no record of this."

"There is nothing in the books. What could it mean?"

"It means...we must find these...dickflowers. They must hold some special magical quality we are unaware of."

it’s a cult. 

join us. 

Stop....when I just want a good pace long read I always go back to tsooe.

oooooomg:') you're making me emotional oh nooo

i may have accidentally gone and reread a couple chapters last night whoops

candybowtie replied to your post “this would be so touching except i don’t care at all”

does this mean you don't like it? also nice url

yeeeaaaaaahhh did not like the episode at all

lionheartdean >> dickflowerdean