#dick sizes

Huge, Big, Average, Shorter but thicker, shrimp

Pierre (need I explain?)

Lewis

Lando

Nico

Esteban

Alex

Ollie

George

Carlos

Isack (average length but it's thiiiiccckkkkk)

Kimi

Fernando

Oscar

Arvid

Lance

Gabi

Franco

Max

Yuki

Charles

Liam

Jack

ENEMIES

Guard: 10.9 inches, the girth is comparable to a fist, and there is a stinger that’s almost 4 inches long at its tip

Elite Guard: 12.3 inches, the girth is comparable to a leg, and there is a stinger at the end that is 5.5 inches long at its tip

Ghoul Prisoner: average length, average girth, with necrotic lesions around it, cool to the touch

Cave Gnome: 1.4 inches, extremely skinny, but with a deep upward curve to its length

Dark Priests: 3-4 inches on average, slightly skinnier than average

Lizardman: 9.9 inches, girth comparable to a soda can, thick ridged sharp enough to slice through skin

Nightlurch: 6 inches, thicker than average girth, hard as steel and just as sharp, with a steep upward curve

Cavedweller: 9 inches, thick girth, clammy to the touch 

Yellow Mage: average length, average girth, “Average Joe”

Scarab: 2-3 inches, abnormally thick, acidic semen because these little shits aren't toxic enough as is

Bloodied man: average length, thicker than average girth, bloodied and necrotic

Body Snatcher: 7.4 inches, skinny girth, “a little crooked”

Lord of Flies: average length, girth comparable to a soda can, smells awful

Lizardmage: nearly 11 inches long, very girthy, deep grooves sharp enough to slice meat yet smooth all around (yeowch-)

Harvestman: (erect, natural) 3.3 inches, thin girth, (erect, unfurled) 12 inches, average girth, has ridges around the circumference every 3~ inches

Blight: 10 inches, girth comparable to an arm, smooth and slimy, yet scaly in texture, prehensile 

SPECIAL/BOSS ENEMIES

Trortur: once, he was an Average Joe. Now? He has nothing at all 😔

Samonsnake: Man, idfk... It's probably short and stubby, but its so large that it physically cannot fit inside you, like it cannot-

Crow Mauler:  7 inches and thick, with large, throbbing veins

Crow Mauler Double: Double trouble 👏🏻both have 7 inch, thick shlongs that are side by side. Idk the logistics of fucking this thing, but good luck, soldiers 😏

Pocketcat: an average 5.5 inches, average girth, but he has spines on his dick and it hurts like hell to fuck him

Tormented One: 1) yes he does have a dick under there, 2) it’s 6.5 inches, thick girth and 3) yes, it’s skinned too

Francóis: (as the Dominating One) 10 inches, very thick girth (as a human: 4 inches, average girth)

Valteil: way below average at 1.4 inches, might as well be a micro penis (do I really have to talk about this guy??)

Nosramus: a pleasantly average 5.5 inches, slightly skinner than average girth (plus he’s gentle-)

Greater Blight: it’s the size of your arm, maybe it’s actually bigger- oh it is biggerFUCK-

Echo of Sylvian: it’s an ever shifting appendage that varies in length, girth, shape and texture- it WILL destroy your insides-

Echo of Gro-goroth: over a foot in length and as girthy as your leg, you are DEAD if that thing tries to fucks you 

King in Yellow: 5.7 inches, average girth, slightly curved upward

NPCS

The Merchant: 2.5 inches, thin girth, fuck this guy (No, DON’T fuck him-!)

Bunny Masks: Garden variety baby. Pick and choose what size you want, baby!

Wolf Masks: Also a garden variety, but why the hell would you fuck these stinky assholes? 

Cockroach King: Uuhhh-

Ser Seymour: 5.5 inches, average girth, Average Joe

Ser Seril: 6.9 inches, average girth, nice 

Isayah: Another Average Joe, but do you really want to fuck a guy with the plague?

PARTY MEMBERS

Cahara: 6 inches, average girth 

Enki: 4 inches, skinny girth, blue veins

Ragnvaldr: 8.8 inches, very thick girth, thick veins

Le’garde: 5.7 inches, average girth, slightly curved upward (hmm, does this sound familiar???)

Marriage: 7.4 inches, slightly thicker than average girth, thick foreskin and penis is slightly skewed to one side of the groin

Alexander is deff on the smaller side, but he doesn’t lack skill. I would say just a little above average. Average is 6 inches, so I would put him at 6.5 inches, maybe 7 inches, and he wouldn’t be more than average thickness

Thomas would be a little longer, probably maybe 7.5 inches? Probably same thickness, but boy does he have skills to back that up.

George would deff be a big dick dude. I would put him at 8 inches, maybe 8.5, but that’s getting into some thick dick territory. Speaking of thick dick, he would have a thiccc dick, like heck.

Hercules would be similar to George, maybe a little larger. Maybe his obsession with horses is based on the fact that the dude is hung like a horse. 8.5 inches guaranteed and a thicccccc dick to boot. If you aren’t prepped, you will be ripped apart.

Lafayette would be similar to Thomas, 7.5 and maybe just a tad thicker

Burr would deff be around Alex’s size, maybe a bit smaller. I would put him at average, so 6 inches with an average thickness. Alex is always one upping him, and his dick is no exception