#dick no

Jason : you're late yanno

Tim : bullshit. I've already been here for half an hour. where the hell is Dick at ? isn't he playing undercover decoy tonight ??

Jason : yep, and that right there should tell you enough

Tim : don't tell me he's still getting ready-

Dick : I wouldn't be complaining if I were you guys. it's "the look" that gets the job done

Jason : oh yeah ? and what happens when the day comes that "the look" ain't enough to get the job done, smartass ?

Dick : I happen to be way ahead of you there *pats his pocket* I always put cocaine in my lip gloss

Tim : I'm about to slip up and ask you why

Dick : so that when our target kisses me he thinks I'm god

Tim : undercover operations are not appropriate grounds in which to have affairs on Dick, we point-blank just talked about this--

Jason : shut your head hole Drake and let him finish. Golden Boy's finally onto somethin I can get behind

Tim : awesome. we're all fucked.

Jason : between the 3 of us I doubt it'll be you and I tonight. so tell me, you got another lip gloss on ya Dickie ?

Dick : *prepares to speak*

Jason : before you answer i wouldn't start asking too many questions on what it's for. in fact. don't speak at all. just nod yes or no and slip it to me when we don't have little eagle eyes on us

Tim : i'm literally right here.

Jason & Dick : *exchanging sketchy glances over his head*

Yes! I am definitely more than 'meh!' I am glad you've come around ;)

Jason : okay, go. shoot your shot

Dick : uh, right now ? okay...um.. 

Dick : *slaps Jason on the ass* “dayum baby you’re lookin kinda--”

Jason : WITH. THE. GUN

Dick : oh. right

Dick : *licks gun*