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I hope you have the best holidays!

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Alexander Gideon Lightwood has ninety-nine problems, but a husband isn’t one of them.

Or it wasn’t, one can say, until exactly thirty minutes ago.

Now, to be fair to him, while a husband is still not a problem for Alexander Gideon Lightwood, but the lack of one certainly is.

You’re probably wondering what Alec did to end up here, correct?

Let’s find out.

The author proceeds to drag the reader through a time portal

Pairing: Malec

This artwork was created for the Shadowhunters Reverse Bang 2022: Presented by the @malecdiscordserver.

Thank you so much!!!  

This is exactly what I’m hoping to accomplish with everything that I am writing, so thank you, and please enjoy the content and make sure to check out the Fic-A-Thon AO3 Collection where more fics are being posted!! 

Written for @dicaculus who asked for arranged marriage and royalty au. Sorry I did not get to the smut, but I don't think this is going to be the end of the story. I hope I can revisit this story in the new year.

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Gambled Destiny

They think that this is only the second time the two have met. It was supposed to be that way. An arranged marriage between two Kingdoms to stop a decades long war. But Alec and Magnus had met many times before and they were already in love.

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The first time they met was only a year ago. Alec had given his guards the slip to just have a moment alone. That was when he came upon a man helping a lame deer.

The man was a warlock, that much he knew. He had heard tales of magic users from Edom, the kingdom to the east, the very same one they were currently in a war with. The borders of their lands were right next to each other and it was easy to slip from one side to another. Alec put his hand on his hilt just in case.

Hey there! This story is for @dicaculus, who likes fluff, human AU and quite some more! I so so hope you will like this story! I couldn’t really ask you about this idea, as I somehow couldn’t sent you an anonymous ask on your tumblr, and I didn’t want to give my identity away. Sooo…. Really hope you will like this! Anyway, let’s dive right into this human AU which will be full of fluff!

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The Blind Blind Date

Magnus sighed as the attendant - a petite girl with fiery red hair and a cheeky grin - wrapped the blindfold around his eyes, sounding incredible chipper about it.

"I don't know, biscuit, I'm not really into kinky games on a first date," he said drily, earning her elbow in his side.

"Walk me through this again, will you? It's a blind date... dinner? While being literally blind?"

"Exactly!" she said, and there was a grin in her voice.

"We get you to a table. You can order something to drink as well. There you will then meet your blind date, who is blindfolded as well. Then you will talk. Unless you stop it early because you just don’t click and you want to move to the next table ... you can talk up to 30 Minutes."

"Okaaay. And what if I want to see the people? I guess that's a no deal. Well. What's the rule on touching? Do I get to touch my blind dates?"

She chuckled.

4. If you can't live without me why aren't you dead yet by Mayday Parade. It was my ex-boyfriend's favourite song

5. A deep slow Panic by AFI..(any by AFI needs to be played loudly lets be honest)

9. Through the Dark by One Direction (anything by them makes me happy tbh)

10. Hurt by Christina Aguilera (omfg this song makes me sob)

11.U+Ur Hand by P!nk (omfg love this)

12. I don't need man by the Pussycat dolls (remember these girls omfg)

15.Boyfriend covered by Issues (Soo good)

24.I knew I loved you by Savage Garden 

26. Forever and for always Shania Twain

27.Nobody's home Avril Lavigne (I don't know why but for some reason my just breaks when I hear that song)

28.Last Dance by Claire Maguire (Her voice is brilliant)

29.Barbie Girl by Aqua !!

235-Five words/phrases that make you laugh: 

"I'm glad he's single 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree"

"Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated"

"Rachel: Guys, guess what?!Chandler: Ok, the fifth dentist caved and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don’t let you do it.

Joey: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

90-Favorite place to shop at? Sephora!! I could legit spend hours and hundreds of dollars in there

86 What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?

England, Ireland, Scotland, Australia, Greece

259-Do you care if people talk badly about you? Well yeah doesn't everyone to a degree...

8-What did you do on your last birthday? Um I went to dinner with my ex girlfriend

60-Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? I do have facebook and yeah if they wanted to add me

5-How old are you? 19!

237-Something you always think “what if…” about: