Funniest thing Dexter says in 1x01 is that he fakes emotions very well. Babygirl no you don’t. That’s why your sister set you up with Rita. It wasn’t just that she knew you’d be patient and gentle with Rita. She also knew Rita would be just as patient and gentle with you.

i cant stop thinking about just how many people are head over heels in love with dexter. he can get away with so much just because all he needs to do is give ANYONE those neglected shelter dog eyes and they'll crumble at his feet like sand. He's like the female lead in one of those harem romance webtoons