I can’t decide if I ship you with Dex or alayda with Dex. Plead your case
*takes a deep breath, pulls out a two foot tall stack of papers.* I’ve got a wholeee list, don’t worry
• we have MARRIAGE PAPERS
• we’ve been married for almost a year, but I’ve had a crush on him for years (I know I’m mentally ill we don’t talk about it)
• Alayda is a home wrecker
• People will tag me in any Dex related post because of how much I love him, they don’t do that for alayda 😤
• there is a whole entire Dexi fanfic
• OH AND WE HAVE A SHIPNAME
• pretty sure my bestie is making dexi fanart lmao
Here’s some live footage of me simping over him (and there’s even more that I didn’t screenshot)

















