#dex dizznee

Twelve year old Sophie Foster was really willing to risk it all for a chicken sandwich. She was just kidnapped for an extended amount of time. She was tortured. She was rescued by her old weird neighbor, who is apparently her fairy god father. Shes stuck in a foreign city and has no idea how to get home. But there's a cafe across the street- and best friend with an elven superiority complex be damned- she is consuming flesh whether he likes it or not.

dex used to eat lunch in his alchemy class everyday for two years because he didn’t have any friends before sophie came along btw

whenever i see an older fan or an adult fan of kotlc its so weird bcuz ur out here making deep opinions on the characters and writing real stories while i just shitpost abt teenagers kissing sometimes