Feb 9, 2025
The real love triangle was cupid, Dexter, and hopper...
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The real love triangle was cupid, Dexter, and hopper...
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Dexter just anxious about dating coz he feels bad for it, like as if it was his fault, he doesn’t talk about it and just tries to pretend he doesn’t exist unu
raven is perfect. she’s absolutely gorgeous, she’s incredibly smart and witty, she’s funny and she’s kind. anyone would be honoured to date her. dexter worships her. he could never date her. she’s too perfect.
hopper is dexter’s best friend. or, he was, until hopper started hanging out with daring and briar. dexter remembers their freshman year, and how “in love” he was with briar beauty. hopper could go on for hours about her hair and her eyes and ohmygosh she LOOKED at me today, dexter!! and i didn’t turn into a frog!! dexter is no briar.
alistair is very smart. way too smart to fall in love with someone like dexter. they’re lab partners in chem class, and alistair always carries their group. dexter could never be as smart as alistair. dexter can barely tie his shoes, much less solve riddles as fast as alistair.
lizzie is so mean. she is so mean to everyone but she is so beautiful and dexter can’t help but fall for her. he’s never had a real conversation with her, but her red and black hair is so silky and he just wants to hold her and never let go. he tells daring about his feelings for her, the first time he’s ever told anyone about his crushes. big mistake. turns out she’s one of daring’s exes. dexter doesn’t feel anything for her again.
hunter is dexter’s roommate. he’s cute, sure, but wayyyy too obsessed with ashlynn ella to notice him.
and then there’s sparrow. he’s a loudmouth, he’s annoying, almost everyone in their year hates him. he’s NOT dexter’s type at all. but then again, everyone that dexter likes isn’t interested in him at all. dexter doesn’t like hanging around sparrow and the merry men, he doesn’t like sleeping with sparrow because he feels so guilty after, but sparrow is the only person to actually give him attention. maybe it’s because dexter is paying for his drugs. he doesn’t want to know the answer. dexter can pretend that sparrow likes him for him, and not just his money.
dexter: everyone likes my brother, I'm basically invisible :(
Raven, Cupid, and Hopper: am I a joke to you?
Hopper and Dexter or Sparrow and Dexter
No cope out onto poly shit
idk what cope out onto poly shit is but imma assume you mean cop out poly shit?? which by the way, don’t ever say again because poly people are valid and i love them so much.
for the actual ask i’m gonna say dexhop! i love the idea of dexter being the one who kisses hopper to turn him into a prince. also in the opening hopper is flustered and turns into a frog which he ONLY does around people he has a crush on sooooo dexhop canon. plus sparrow’s not my fave character overall and i just don’t really see dexter and sparrow together lol.