#dexrrow

raven: yeah okay. how do you say “my love” in french?

dexter: mon amour?

sparrow: what do you want, dork-us maximus?

well anon, you asked very nicely and you seem very polite so i will give you some. as a treat <3

- dexter is the ceo of back hugs and will hug sparrow from behind all the time

- sparrow is taller and gives him forehead kisses all the time

- they call each other bitch and asshole (affectionate)

- they are dumbasses and most of their dates involve near death experiences (not the drug kind, you silly geese, the shopping cart kind)

- sparrow is a tea drinker and dexter gets him his favourite tea every morning

- dexter likes his coffee black.

- they’re almost always touching each other in some way

- sparrow wears dexter’s bookball jersey more than he likes to admit

- they are the ultimate nerd x punk ship

➳ matching dexrrow icons

Darjng the blonde reaction guy

Darling the little boy you were gonna use as Daring

dexter, talking to his siblings about sparrrow and how it’s not that bad and spilling on the whole darling/apple situation:

daring, not believing it’s okay for one second because he’s had his fair share of relationships and this smells like codependency to him and realizing his sister was sleeping with apple at the same time he was dating her:

darling, wishing she hadn’t told dexter about apple:

oof lets go

- they’re basically troy and abed from community; they have their own separate side stories from everyone else

- prank masterz

- they had matching halloween costumes and it was nerdy as hell

- they got into a fist fight over ramen noodles once. it was a very scary time