#dewelyn

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

-Breaking gender roles like the icons they are

-Gosalyn wants to keep her name Mallard. Dewey just feels like Hortense robbed him of "Mc" in his name. They change both of theirs to "McMallard."

-They can't choose a cake flavor so they have a massive one made. Nothing is too good for them. One hundred layers, all different flavors, different sweets and candies decorating it, figures of them fighting side-by-side on top.

-They are both wearing outfits outside of tradition. Gosalyn has on a wtire jumpsuit with a violet jacket and flowy skirt in back. Dewey is wearing a pretty blue and black suit with a skirt-like tail. They SLAY 💅

-Drake walks Gosalyn down the isle, trying his best not to cry. Dewey has to take Gosalyn's hands away from him, and they share a moment of trust as Drake lets her start a new chapter.

-Launchpad is sitting between Della and Drake, openly sniffling but being quiet. He slowly starts breaking down more, Drake and Della both doing their best to calm him down. Drake us crying even more though.

-Donald is next to Della. Both are crying happy tears. They are holding each other together. Daisy is holding both of them together.

-Webby is Dewey's maid of honor. Honker is Gosalyn's best man. Huey and Louie are the other groomsmen. Lena, Violet, and Boyd are the bridesmaids. June is the flower girl. May is the ring-bearer.

-Dewey and Gos start tearing up as they say their vows. They kiss and Gosalyn literally sweeps Dewey off his feet.

-The Three Caballeros perform during the party! Dewey sings for Gosalyn. She refuses to sing in front of people. They have a dance that is more like combat moves.

-Their first dance togetherstarts slow but ends pretty energetic.

-Drake's dance with Gosalyn is slow and careful. He's still crying and being super sappy. Gosalyn's letting him. They have a conversation only they can hear. Gosalyn cries a little and hugs him so hard she pops something in both of them.

-Della dances with Dewey, beaming about how proud she is. It's extremely energetic and they sing together at the top of their lungs.

-Launchpad dances with both of them because he loves them so darn much.

-Huey, Louie, and Webby do speeches to embarrass Dewey as much as possible. All the parents do a little bit of it. Lena and Violet are fairly close to Gosalyn so they do it too.

-Violet catches the bouquet thanks to Lena's interference.

-The wedding is attacked by villains. Gosalyn and Dewey kick some tail feathers without ruining their clothes.

-They leave the party on a plane. Dewey flies them off on a honeymoon that's bound to have some wild adventures.

NEW Home for the Holidays! starring the one, the only: DJ DAFT DUCK!!!!

Gosalyn: With my mouth...

Gosalyn: Softly.

Dewey: *blinks*