#devouress

❝  if there’s one thing i ask for ;  honesty.   just don’t  lie  to me.  ❞

send me a ship & I’ll answer the following:

who starts putting up decorations in october? i’m thinking ammit because it bugs the shit out of ash (halloween is his time)

who buys the advent calendars? ash does because he likes chocolate

who places mistletoes all around the house? ash does it to try and get ammit to give him kisses. usually he gets knocked the fuck out. 

who wraps the presents for other people? ash is surprisingly good at this, and ammit probably can’t be bothered, she’s watching her shows.

who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree? they put a crocodile at the top of their tree

who’s the one that hates eggnog? honestly, both probably but ash will drink it to annoy her

who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests? ash is hella at baking, but him and ammit do it together (and then make a fucking mess everywhere)

who sends out the christmas cards? i don’t think they can ever agree on a christmas card design

who knows all the words to twelve days of christmas? ash because he’s annoying as fuck

who’s the better snowman builder? they ain’t out in the snow

who starts snowball fights? if they were tho it would probably be ammit and then ash would throw one back and get his ass beat

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