#devin clark

'Did you just conjure me?' - callie

'No, but come in.' - mark

'I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I guess my urge to spawn soldiers for Satan's dark army made me lose perspective.' - callie

'Hey, hey, you don't need to feel bad about it.

It was actually kind of nice to see your softer side.' - mark

'I'll show you my softer side.' - callie

'Maybe you could make it blink, like christmas lights?' - mark

'Oh, I can definitely do that.' - callie

'Every once in a blue moon, something extraordinary happens...' - mark's intro

'Easy... You don't have to do this.' - phil

'Something that really gets your blood pumping.' - mark's intro

'It's amazing how anyone can actually stay sane once they've gone through the system.' - mark

'The whole process is so dehumanizing.' - mark

'Granted, many of the cases aren't human, but still, what's wrong with treating them with a little compassion?' - mark

'Here, boy.' - inmate 1

'Who's your master?' - inmate 2

'Somebody ate chili for dinner.' - inmate 3

'Something smells amazing.' - randall

'Must be my famous eggs.' - mark

'The secret ingredient is pepper.' - mark

'Did you know, as a sign of respect, you're supposed to let a werewolf sniff your hand before starting a conversation?' - mark

'That's the smell.

Dude, you are so tender.' - randall

'Did you know, as a sign of respect, you're supposed to let a werewolf sniff your hand before starting a conversation?' - mark

'Dude, you are so tender.' - randall

'Are you having a full moon flesh craving again?' - mark

'No! Of course not.' - randall

'Are you sure? 'cause you're salivating, like, a lot.' - mark

'Be careful out there.' - randall

'Don't bruise yourself, okay?' - randall

'Are you licking my ear?' - mark

'Don't ruin the moment.' - randall

'The state versus Matthew Thornton, werewolf.' - judge

'Your honor, the defendant was arrested with the victim's arm in his mouth.' - prosecutor

'DNA evidence was everywhere.' - prosecutor

'And the law could not be more on my side.' - prosecutor

'Giant baby?' - judge

'Oh, who could say no to that spaghetti face?' - judge

'Case dismissed.' - judge