#devilman shitpost

Aries: Now listen here, Ryo. If you ever say that again, I’ll rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck, OKAY?!

Taurus: *18 seconds of intense gay staring* Okay open the door and let’s take a swing at the motherfuckers.

Gemini: idontgiveashit

Cancer: You can’t leave me not nowww…WHYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDD?! WHYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODDD?! WHyyy GOOOooooddd…

Leo: Come on out you scum sucking slimeball!

Virgo: It’s true what they say. Smoking’s bad for your health. Especially when it’s your own flesh you’re smoking.

Libra: *24 seconds of intense gay staring* Oh, of course! It’s my old friend Ryo! How the hell have you been keeping then?

Scorpio: I’ve done it! I’M DEV͜I͜LM̪̗̖̘̗͜A͏͈͉̘A҉͉̖̪̦̲̠̗A̦̺̜̳͈̞̠̕A̖̬̺̻A͙̕A̶͓͈A̤͇͔̬͔̦̺͡Ḁ͉̳͉̲͠A̷̡̠͓̪̠͈̱̺̲À̴̫̪͝Ṉ̷̩͎̹̞͎̦̙̯̕N̨̘̤̪̭͠ͅN͖̪̱̜͖̻̳͓͟͟N̢͚̯̟͎̳̖N͉̤̹̻̠̝̫̣!̸͞͏͔̬

Sagittarius: Alright, if you’re prepared to give it a try then so am I! Let’s go get some demons.

Capricorn: Dad, our dog’s dead.

Aquarius: Let me know next time. I’ll soak your tits for you. WhAAHAAAYAHA