Current mood: Wanting to earn a Ph.D solely because “Dr.” is the only widely accepted gender-neutral honorific
almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@petaltailify
Current mood: Wanting to earn a Ph.D solely because “Dr.” is the only widely accepted gender-neutral honorific

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Penny Parker should dub every movie as Sonic forever
The Signs as quotes from the dubbed Devilman OVAs
Aries: Now listen here, Ryo. If you ever say that again, I’ll rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck, OKAY?!
Taurus: *18 seconds of intense gay staring* Okay open the door and let’s take a swing at the motherfuckers.
Gemini: idontgiveashit
Cancer: You can’t leave me not nowww…WHYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDD?! WHYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODDD?! WHyyy GOOOooooddd…
Leo: Come on out you scum sucking slimeball!
Virgo: It’s true what they say. Smoking’s bad for your health. Especially when it’s your own flesh you’re smoking.
Libra: *24 seconds of intense gay staring* Oh, of course! It’s my old friend Ryo! How the hell have you been keeping then?
Scorpio: I’ve done it! I’M DEV͜I͜LM̪̗̖̘̗͜A͏͈͉̘A҉͉̖̪̦̲̠̗A̦̺̜̳͈̞̠̕A̖̬̺̻A͙̕A̶͓͈A̤͇͔̬͔̦̺͡Ḁ͉̳͉̲͠A̷̡̠͓̪̠͈̱̺̲À̴̫̪͝Ṉ̷̩͎̹̞͎̦̙̯̕N̨̘̤̪̭͠ͅN͖̪̱̜͖̻̳͓͟͟N̢͚̯̟͎̳̖N͉̤̹̻̠̝̫̣!̸͞͏͔̬
Sagittarius: Alright, if you’re prepared to give it a try then so am I! Let’s go get some demons.
Capricorn: Dad, our dog’s dead.
Aquarius: Let me know next time. I’ll soak your tits for you. WhAAHAAAYAHA
Pisces: S U C K O N T H I S
the “kerosene” skit but with all the internal dialogue removed. audio is messy bc i have zero audi editing skills but i guess this is sorta what that skit was like for the brothers themselves.
THIS IS THE FREAKIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
Original: Osomatsu White Cheddar: Choromatsu Hot & Spicy: Karamatsu Grooves: Jyushimatsu Baby Swiss: Ichimatsu Mozzarella: Todomatsu
Where's the lie?

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As someone who has been “thin-shamed” I can say it does Not at all go hand in hand with fat shaming. People “thin-shaming” me was mostly verbal harassment- you’re too skinny, you look like a boy, eat a fucking cheeseburger, what’s wrong with you why don’t you like food?
But guess what, I don’t have a problem finding clothes that fit me. There aren’t companies that refuse to make clothes for my size. There is no shortage of messages telling me that despite the harassment of some, I am still beautiful and ideal even if I’m unhealthy. Despite being thin-shamed, I still PANICKED when I started a medicine that made me gain weight, and I had to really analyze that, because no matter what my culture will still say that “fat is unideal” “fat is bad” and “honestly its fine to starve yourself / but shameful and bad to overeat.”
So “thin-shaming” is shitty because it’s shitty to be judged and have people make assumptions about you. But Fat-shaming is institutional, it’s not just individuals harassment and judgement, it’s potential jobs, it’s clothing companies, it’s media and advertisement, all telling you you’re bad as you are. Like what a way shittier thing.
This is the difference.
Honestly? Accurate.
this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react
i love this so much
from nostalgia to regret real quick
Is this not #me
this is no way to live

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beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
IT’S PUNCHLINE DAMMIT
Someone (負山レト) made this amazing animation summarising the whole of Osomatsu San Season 1. Omg THE FEELS I WANT A SEASON 2
WATCH THIS NOW.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A SEASON 2
#is this the team instinct leader
I made a thing
Hope you like it! (by @genderqueermercury)

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He didn’t choose the gem life. Gem life chose him.
Catch up on your favorite episodes of Steven Universe, every Sunday at 12pm/1c! ⭐️💎
EVEN CN IS IN ON THE BABY STEVEN MEME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE IS GOING ON