#detectivedad

He’s already solved the remote problem. And the leaky faucet. And every crime drama, ten minutes in.

He’s the family detective. The unofficial tech support. The crossword champ and plot-twist predictor.

So what do you give a dad like that? A mystery he actually might not solve on the first try.

This Father’s Day, skip the grill tools and give him a story. A challenge. A suspect list. A timeline. A murder.

From immersive solo cold cases to retro party mysteries to complex board game puzzles—there’s a perfect pick for every kind of brilliant dad.

We’ve rounded up our favorites here: https://bit.ly/4dLNlLz

This is sorta specific to my biodad Naomasa au- but Tsukauchi holding a baby just couldn’t be passed up. I’ll link the AU below, its biodad Tsukauchi to Izuku <3

[ ctrl-shift-t maybe? depends on what you are on it might open back to what you were doing :o ]

That was exactly what I did the moment I accidentally closed it but the reblog window appeared without my reply in it. dsjfjsdakl I got so pissed, I ended up writing to a different thread. :c

I was thinking about picking up Adachi as a joke, but I started thinking about it more and more and now I'm seriously considering it.

The sounds of the passing seconds echoed within the empty break room. Scanning the objects within the room, lavender hues noted the neatly stacked coffee cups within the dish rack. For his first visit to the room, it was just as tidy compared to the other spaces within the building. Shifting his focus to the rack's vicinity, he noted the lack of coffee stains upon the off-white counter top. Perhaps the other officers took the break room cleanliness levels to an entirely new level. After he placed his files on a nearby table, he carried his mug and made his way to the counter top. 

Although he started his shift not too long ago, the lack of coffee in his system prevented him from going any further. While he did get enough sleep the night before, Art found himself deep in the hole of caffeine dependency. Art never enjoyed the bitter taste of the drink, finding the flavor to be too overpowering.  Pouring himself a cup of the caffeinated drink, he reached over to the sugar container, taking three packets and a stirrer. Carefully picking up the mug, he walked back over to his spot on the table, setting the mug down on the surface. Pulling out a chair, he took a seat and stirred the sugar into the steaming liquid. Once his drink was ready, Art began to dissect the contents of his folder. 

'It's a detective's cell-phone, holy shit.'..

Shinjiro stares at the cellular device for about five minutes, holding it in his palm like it’s the holy grail of all cell-phones.

Within the next ten minutes, before Dojima notice his phone is missing, Shinjiro:

adds a banner to the front screen that only says “NO FIGHTING AND NO BEATING UP KIDS NO FUN ALLOWED EVER HAHA I’M THE LAW”

he downloads candy crush saga for no reason what so ever

and takes about 10 selfies, trying to look as thuggish as possible in all of them. in one of them he’s holding up a clover and the caption is just “haha 420 blaze it, get it dojima? don’t arrest me plz it’s a joke”