#destrian

Adam (playing Billie): Oh, shit. We wouldn't need the dead drop.

Hamish (playing Thaddeus): We could just drop in on him. He'd lose his advantage.

I'm maybe a little obsessed with them. 💖🥺💞

A self-indulgent piece of my character Cordelia (Drow) with her partners Destrian (Fire Genasi) and Orrian (Behir-infused Elf). 🥺💖 I was thinking of how they all slept together, and came up with this little scene. 🥰

M (playing Kjell): I'm starting with Nature. 18.

Tati (playing Seraph): Diana will use Nature too. 23.

DM: Kjell, you're unseated.

M: Alright, time for the big guns. Athletics, with a 28.

Tati: Athletics, 36.

M: *winces*

DM: Diana's lance shatters but you do manage to stay on your horse.

M: I'll use an attack for the last tilt. Fuck me, natural 1!

Tati: 31.

DM: Her third lance shatters and Kjell goes flying to the floor.

Tati: Diana's finally living the fighter/knight life she should have been after all those years in Destrian's shadow.

DM: He's in the corridor outside, unsure what to do. When you bring him in, Emperor Cherish regards him and says, "Duke. I understand you've had a part to play in all this." Farlaing cringes.

Adam (playing Billie): I interject, "Um, just like you had your part to play? You were both mind-controlled!"

DM: Cherish says calmly, "You're right, of course." There's a knock on the door.

Tati (playing Seraph): *flinches* I'm backing into the corner, staff up. "It's him. It's him..."

M (playing Kjell): *grim* I open the door.

DM: There's a palace servant with glassy eyes there who holds out a letter addressed to TTC.

Tati: *low moan* No, what now...

M: *reluctant* I read out the letter... "My dearest Travelling Trauma Centre…"

DM: It's surprisingly intact, except for the head which Thaddeus flailed in.

M: Great. I step on his head and then lift him up by the jaw so his skull tears in half.

Marijn (playing Godric): Ew!

DM: You are now covered in Destrian gore.

M: Good.

DM: Multiple NPCs look unhappy.

M: Literally do not care.

DM: Galwyn comes up and says, "Are you okay?"

M: I grin. "Never better. Why?"

DM: He looks at Destrian's corpse. "He was a terrible enemy, but desecration of bodies... Are you okay?"

M: I'm still lowkey raging, I'm having the time of my life. I ignore the question and search the body.

DM: There's nothing on it. He didn't have any magic items except the axe.

Tati (playing Seraph): How did Mirror and Diana manage that?

Andy (playing Una): They just stuck some glitter on his armour and told him it was magical.

DM: Pretty much that, probably.

M: Oh no, I just realised I've gone and mutilated another body in front of Damaris. *head in hands* I'm sorry Damaris!