#deranged thoughts

I’ve been sick the past couple of days and I had this bizarre fever dream where I was a little kid and I went into this bunker in the woods (like the one in Deltarune except it was snowing) despite my family all telling me it was dangerous, when I got in it was like this big abandoned mall with the only other person there being Dr. Kleiner from half-life (I’ve never played half-life btw) he had some random npc style dialogue and then I went into this big empty museum/church section where Dedan from OFF made me do a bunch of puzzles to reach him and fight him in this big empty theater room, but when I started fighting him I realized it was impossible for me to beat him and so I had to run away and hide from him until I found this secret room that had a big analog horror nextbot that just sat there and watched me but there was also a rocket launcher in that room so I used it to rocket jump out of bounds TF2 style and just leave without beating Dedan, I talked to Kleiner on the way out and then I got scolded by my family when I escaped the bunker, also there was a random separate dream that happened about a dog I didn’t know parachuting down from a mountain and managing to steer its way to its owners house while there were like sports commentators or something. This seemed worth sharing.

There is a strong desire tonight to be teased, bullied, and just swallowed up~ The most I could probably hope for is to be considered a meal instead of a snack. 🥴🫣

Severus is definitly into milfs, he is not step father material tho, those kids are being sent to a boarding school as soon as he gets the chance