#dephi

Ok but just imagine your father and your heavily pregnant mother in bed together. Bella trying to find a comfortable position while your father is reading a book about pregnancy and newborns. When your mother is about to fall asleep he goes like “I think we should use formula” out of the blue. And Bella be like 👁👄👁 “shut up and rub my back already”

[There was a strange jadeblood, sitting happily on top of a barrel. She and The Clandestine greeted each other like old friends, and she mentioned having done a favor for him. For them. She was currently being introduced to everyone, but the barrel was... distracting. Distinctly out of place. It smelled like bleach and vinegar and blood.] ~arcane-trolls

"Are you going to keep them from doing so or will you sit there sucking tea when they find me?" he couldn't help the snippy tone.