#erriss

[Erriss would Mind Their Own Fucking Business, actually. They're a little pissed that they weren't considered important enough to be included at the Grownup Table.]

[Erriss was just chilling on the edge of the reef, pretending to be busy so they could get a god damned second to themself when some stupid purple fuck splunked into the water and just sank like a brick, startling the FUCK out of this innocent bystander.

God fucking dammit. Maybe he'll wake up and save his own stupid ass...?]

[Erriss grinned, almost laughed at the poor bastard. Would he really be dumb enough to ring that doorbell?]

[Delphi was uninterested, but Erriss was doing their best to mask their disgust. That little jadeblood looks like a freak.]

ANNOYING. AND STUPID. ONLY STUPID P=OPL= SHOW THAT MUCH CONC=RN FOR STRANG=RS THAT AR= Y=LLING AT TH=M. Y=T ANOTH=R IDIOT WITH NO S=LF PR=S=RVATION SKILLS.

OH MY GOD THAT HORS= IS FUCKING D=COMPOSING. IT'S BON=S NOW. PUT TH= STICK DOWN.

LIT=RALLY ALL THAT HAPP=N=D =V=R WAS DOLLOS WOULD FUCK UP SIMPL=-ASS INSTRUCTIONS AND I'D BAIL HIM OUT. THAT WAS A GOOD 90% OF OUR R=LATIONSHIP. H='S AN IDIOT WITH Z=RO S=LF-PR=S=RVATION SKILLS TO THIS DAY.