#dennis thoughts

robby puts up cameras to see if the kids will misbehave while he’s out (possibly he calls them the twins..)

+ if he asks uncle jack to watch them for a bit, reader and dennis will try to convince him that they’re allowed to do certain things “but uncle jack, dad always lets us play before bed 🥺🥺” (play = rutting against each other and whining)

ohhhhh uncle jack come here i promise i just want to suck your cock

jack would be so fucked if he had to "babysit" dennis and reader. these two work day in and day out to fuck with robby. to his credit, robby has kept up with you guys pretty well. he sniffs out your tricks fairly well, and is able to tell when you two are up to no good.

now jack, poor jack, he doesn't know a thing about your tricks. robby tries to warn him, but jack shrugs him off. you're two horny residents, how much trouble can you be?

very quickly, jack realizes his fault. from the moment robby leaves, you and dennis are pouncing on each other. jack tries breaking you two up but you both turn your attention (your attack) to him. as you peel his shirt off, dennis whimpers in his ear, begging so sweetly for his cock ("please uncle jack? daddy didn't fuck us before he left")

the whole weekend goes like this. you're either humping each other (clothes on and off), humping jack, or taking turns riding his cock (jack very quickly understands why robby has a 100 count bottle of viagra in the medicine cabinet). luckily, you two enjoy playing with each other. he has to oversee it of course, which means that jack spends half of the day on the couch trying not to feel like a dirty old man while you two moan and beg for uncle jack to join you.

robby ends up coming home at the same time that jack is overseeing you two playing. he just ends up standing there, slack-jawed for a whole five minutes before someone eventually notices that he's there

ok this is giving me hucklerobby fauxcest vibes when reader is sick.

*****

maybe it's something simple like the common cold, but robby waits on your hand and foot. he pulls some strings to get you the next three days off of work. you wake up every morning right before he and dennis are going off to PTMC with a hand on your forehead. robby just clucks sadly when he feels the little baby fever you're fighting off.

on the ride to work, all robby has to talk about is how worried he is about you, how you must be feeling, if you're gonna get sicker during the day, or– god forbid –if you get lonely. even at work, robby just keeps asking dennis how he thinks you're doing (despite the fact that he's texting you every time he gets a spare second).

ough... jack and robby teaching dennis and reader how to smoke (they're actually just trying to get them ridiculously high)

*****

it's early in the relationship. you and dennis know that jack smokes occasionally for his leg or ptsd, but have never seen him do it before. on a random tuesday night, however, you and him finally get to be around when it happens.

how convenient that you're all home, this certainly wasn't planned by the two attendings, one of whom has complete control over your schedules...

jack and robby pass the joint while you and dennis watch. you two squirm, not exactly knowing what the etiquette is for the... polycule blunt rotation? is that what this is? except, it's not a blunt and it's not being rotated.

finally, you ask, very politely, if you and dennis can try some. jack and robby make a whole show out of it. they're shocked at first, immediately saying no. then they think about it. then they say no again. finally, it's jack who figures that you're young and you might as well try it somewhere safe.

they have you kneel on the floor between their legs– you with robby, dennis with jack. neither of you are allowed to touch the joint. they do that for you, holding it between your lips and instructing you to inhale... good, now hold it... keep holding it... and let it go.

the smoke is harsh, and you and dennis can't hold back the violent coughs. they coo at you both, patting your heads as they condescendingly comfort you. it's not like either of you would notice, though, not with the way the smoke is already clouding your mind.

it's okay to cough, kiddos, jack says, you're just not used to it. have another hit.

once the joint is gone and you and dennis are too high to just about do anything, jack and robby toss you two to one end of the couch and watch. jack bets it'll take you two an hour to start trying to fuck. robby gives it half an hour.

no more than ten minutes later, dennis's head is buried between your legs. as a reward for making you cum, dennis gets another hit.

so like yk how if kids get caught smoking their parents will make them smoke a whole pack to teach them a lesson? so like that but dad! Robby catching u and Dennis (poorly) smoking a joint and he makes you get high as balls as a punishment

tw: intox kink and fauxcest!

ok but bonus points if it's uncle jack's joint.

*****

robby catches you two puffs in. dennis is taking a drag and chokes on smoke from how surprised he is to spot robby. the older man, however, just snatches the joint, holding it between his first two fingers like it's a crime.

which, in the state of pennsylvania, it is.

robby pulls a do you have anything to say to me? and after a minute of you and dennis saying how sorry you are and how you'll never do it again, robby just takes a puff for himself and hands the joint back.

"alright then. keep going," he says, turning on his heels to head back inside. before you can ask what he means, robby adds, "and don't come inside 'til that thing is smoked up!"

cue you and dennis scrambling to finish the damn joint. neither of you are smokers, and by the time you're at the end of it, you and dennis are dizzy and coughing. once it's stubbed out, all you two can do is sit on the porch and lean on each other. everything is off-kilter, thanks to you both getting way too high way too fast.

eventually, robby steps out onto the porch and laughs at the sight of you leaning against one another, practically cuddling. your eyes are red and heavy-lidded, barely able to focus on him.

"hey dad," you say with a giggle, holding up your hands to show your lack of a joint. "we did it."

What if… dads Jack and Robby are teaching their boy Dennis how to properly take care of his younger sister (reader), who gets all shy and needs to be kinda coaxed, while Dennis is just struggling not to come immediately lol (I feel like Robby could be more into spoiling them and Jack could be more of a disciplinarian, but it could go either way tbh)

wait yess,, the dichotomy…

jack abbot who runs this polycule like it’s the navy army. he does not tolerate poor behavior, no matter how sexy it may be. there are rules, and you and dennis ought to follow them. your obedience is the sexiest thing that you can give to dr abbot here

vs

prev! (tw: fauxcest and intox!)

oh yes... oh yes yes......

maybe you and dennis didn't know. maybe you're making out on robby's cock when suddenly you hear some glass bottles jingling. you both pull off, and way too drunk to care, you both coo at the sight of your "aunt" and "uncle".

now, jack and dana didn't know, but they're quick to play along. jack slides the six-pack of beers your way and tells you and dennis to have a drink. you both cheer, thanking your uncle jack and aunt dana, who just chuckle.

robby, meanwhile, is stroking his cock slowly watching amused as you and dennis see who can chug the beer the fastest, a competition inspired by a goading comment from dana.

the night just devolves into various "competitions" of these sorts. a "don't cum" contest. a "who can make uncle jack cum first" contest. a "who can eat aunt dana's pussy better" contest... you get the gist.

n it’s dana and jacks weekend, you n den love going over to theirs to spend some time. they’re so much more fun and less strict than dad robby. and they ask you and dennis whos the better smoker n whos the better drinker maybe you know..maybe ya dont. doesn’t really matter bc they’re gonna find out anyways. dana holding the joint up and softly explaining how to take a puff. getting you nice and floaty eyes red n a permanent dopey smile on your lips. while her hand is up your night gown. simultaneously, jack drinks with dennis making the boy gulp down beer after beer til hes hiccuping n his cheeks are flushed. with his hand similarly on his cock.

not like they make you guys cum tho, they just work you both up up up until you’re whining messes.

and once you’re both equally faded in your respective substances. they let your giggly sloppy selves into the bed together. sitting back to enjoy the show. of course they join after but they wanna admire the monster they created first.

- xoxo

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH MARI!!! MARI!!!! MARI!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN!!!! MARIIIIIIIII!!! YOU ARE SO FREAKED OUT FOR THIS I LOVE YOU!!!!!

because here's the thing.... you and dennis go home to robby and pretend like nothing happened. you know how much trouble you'll both get in (especially you! robby has a long-standing no smoking rule for his two kiddos).

little do you know that jack and dana sneakily took photos of you both– dennis drinking, you smoking, the two of you fucking lazily and slowly on their bed.

no no no you get it.

like reader and jack were a couple, and robby and dennis were a couple. something something something (jack's repressed bisexuality) and you have a poly relationship.

maybe robby is gay, and maybe jack just isn't into younger men. BUT robby and jack are crazy for each other, and when left alone, you and dennis are like rabbits going at it.

you and robby are super close, just not sexually or romantically. you'll just watch tv and movies together, maybe go to the museum because dennis and jack always bitch about how boring it is.

jack and dennis are close too! they start hiking together (since robby hates outdoor activities). dennis joins him for yoga (it's not like he hasn't seen it before thanks to the multiple orgies you four have had) and tend to the garden together (jack has a brown thumbs, but dennis has years of farm knowledge).