#hucklerobby thoughts

so like yk how if kids get caught smoking their parents will make them smoke a whole pack to teach them a lesson? so like that but dad! Robby catching u and Dennis (poorly) smoking a joint and he makes you get high as balls as a punishment

tw: intox kink and fauxcest!

ok but bonus points if it's uncle jack's joint.

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robby catches you two puffs in. dennis is taking a drag and chokes on smoke from how surprised he is to spot robby. the older man, however, just snatches the joint, holding it between his first two fingers like it's a crime.

which, in the state of pennsylvania, it is.

robby pulls a do you have anything to say to me? and after a minute of you and dennis saying how sorry you are and how you'll never do it again, robby just takes a puff for himself and hands the joint back.

"alright then. keep going," he says, turning on his heels to head back inside. before you can ask what he means, robby adds, "and don't come inside 'til that thing is smoked up!"

cue you and dennis scrambling to finish the damn joint. neither of you are smokers, and by the time you're at the end of it, you and dennis are dizzy and coughing. once it's stubbed out, all you two can do is sit on the porch and lean on each other. everything is off-kilter, thanks to you both getting way too high way too fast.

eventually, robby steps out onto the porch and laughs at the sight of you leaning against one another, practically cuddling. your eyes are red and heavy-lidded, barely able to focus on him.

"hey dad," you say with a giggle, holding up your hands to show your lack of a joint. "we did it."

n it’s dana and jacks weekend, you n den love going over to theirs to spend some time. they’re so much more fun and less strict than dad robby. and they ask you and dennis whos the better smoker n whos the better drinker maybe you know..maybe ya dont. doesn’t really matter bc they’re gonna find out anyways. dana holding the joint up and softly explaining how to take a puff. getting you nice and floaty eyes red n a permanent dopey smile on your lips. while her hand is up your night gown. simultaneously, jack drinks with dennis making the boy gulp down beer after beer til hes hiccuping n his cheeks are flushed. with his hand similarly on his cock.

not like they make you guys cum tho, they just work you both up up up until you’re whining messes.

and once you’re both equally faded in your respective substances. they let your giggly sloppy selves into the bed together. sitting back to enjoy the show. of course they join after but they wanna admire the monster they created first.

- xoxo

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH MARI!!! MARI!!!! MARI!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN!!!! MARIIIIIIIII!!! YOU ARE SO FREAKED OUT FOR THIS I LOVE YOU!!!!!

because here's the thing.... you and dennis go home to robby and pretend like nothing happened. you know how much trouble you'll both get in (especially you! robby has a long-standing no smoking rule for his two kiddos).

little do you know that jack and dana sneakily took photos of you both– dennis drinking, you smoking, the two of you fucking lazily and slowly on their bed.

(sorry i’m doing this with dennis not langdon but i must)

robby comes home from a long day of work to find you and dennis making out on the couch. now, he’d be mad at the sight on any normal day, but considering that robby was kind and scheduled you both a day off under the condition that you two behaved while he was gone? oh. robby’s pissed.

neither of you even try to apologize. the second you two realize robby is standing just a foot away, arms crossed and eyebrows raised, you fling apart.