#dana thoughts

prev! (tw: fauxcest and intox!)

oh yes... oh yes yes......

maybe you and dennis didn't know. maybe you're making out on robby's cock when suddenly you hear some glass bottles jingling. you both pull off, and way too drunk to care, you both coo at the sight of your "aunt" and "uncle".

now, jack and dana didn't know, but they're quick to play along. jack slides the six-pack of beers your way and tells you and dennis to have a drink. you both cheer, thanking your uncle jack and aunt dana, who just chuckle.

robby, meanwhile, is stroking his cock slowly watching amused as you and dennis see who can chug the beer the fastest, a competition inspired by a goading comment from dana.

the night just devolves into various "competitions" of these sorts. a "don't cum" contest. a "who can make uncle jack cum first" contest. a "who can eat aunt dana's pussy better" contest... you get the gist.

n it’s dana and jacks weekend, you n den love going over to theirs to spend some time. they’re so much more fun and less strict than dad robby. and they ask you and dennis whos the better smoker n whos the better drinker maybe you know..maybe ya dont. doesn’t really matter bc they’re gonna find out anyways. dana holding the joint up and softly explaining how to take a puff. getting you nice and floaty eyes red n a permanent dopey smile on your lips. while her hand is up your night gown. simultaneously, jack drinks with dennis making the boy gulp down beer after beer til hes hiccuping n his cheeks are flushed. with his hand similarly on his cock.

not like they make you guys cum tho, they just work you both up up up until you’re whining messes.

and once you’re both equally faded in your respective substances. they let your giggly sloppy selves into the bed together. sitting back to enjoy the show. of course they join after but they wanna admire the monster they created first.

- xoxo

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH MARI!!! MARI!!!! MARI!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN!!!! MARIIIIIIIII!!! YOU ARE SO FREAKED OUT FOR THIS I LOVE YOU!!!!!

because here's the thing.... you and dennis go home to robby and pretend like nothing happened. you know how much trouble you'll both get in (especially you! robby has a long-standing no smoking rule for his two kiddos).

little do you know that jack and dana sneakily took photos of you both– dennis drinking, you smoking, the two of you fucking lazily and slowly on their bed.

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absolutely. when dana gets her hands on baby dannie (short for danielle), she is SMITTEN. (honestly she almost turns to you and robby and asks when you're having another)

dana comes in with stuffed animals. a little pink bow for her head. a onesie and bib that says "grandma's favorite" (do newborns use bibs? who cares, she has one anyways)

dana also brings pictures of you when you were a newborn. she looks at them with you (and cries), and even includes robby in the trip down memory lane. she can't stop saying how much the baby looks like her you, and when robby agrees, you swear you can see your mom smile at him

no because the way that she would be so not into it, but still lets her partner call her mom.

i think she lives in the same world as jack does with fauxcest, where she's not that into it, but indulges you because she can use it to degrade you a little bit. though, where jack is more subtle and teasing, dana is straight up mean.

like i know she's gonna use her omega (younger or her same age) good after that shitty shift

maybe dana's so irritated and snappy because she's about to go into rut..........

all day everyone is pushing her buttons. then with the code hula hoop (and her subsequent throbbing hand after slamming that guy in the face), it's safe to say that dana is on edge when she gets home. luckily you already guessed she was ready for rut that morning, and your theory was confirmed by a (not so nicely-worded) text from robby.

you're waiting in the nest for her when she comes home, wrapped only in her silk robe.

dana's ruts are different. she's older, and if it hadn't been for her bonding with a younger omega mate, she wouldn't have a rut at all. it's mostly there as a response to your pheromones and mating cycle. sure, dana will fuck you silly, but it doesn't consume her the same way it does to younger alphas.

I think reader is such a good girl I’m sure Dana would get a pink studded one, comfortable so that’s it wouldn’t hurt her

(original blurb)

LEASHESSSS!!!!

omg dana would get her girl the most gaudy, shiny, rhinestone-covered collar/leash. if you want something simple, you would have to beg for it, and even then she gets one with bright pink leather and a rhinestone-edged, heart-shaped tag. dana simply wants to pamper and dress up her girl.

robby's leash/collar is made of a thick, brown leather. The collar is fur-lined, so it's not too rough on robby's skin (which, let's be honest, jack has to tug on that thing a lot). very classic. very practical. slightly, worn (don't ask jack where he got it).

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it would be the first time since that lab came back that dana had something nice to say about robby (MAYBE at the wedding dana will say congratulations. MAYBE) (also the wedding literally takes place within the same month. a wedding venue owner owed a favor to robby after he saved her husband)