#demon bim

Summary: The Jims just didn’t want to do the tasks Dark had assigned them. How did it end up with the four separated, how did it end with CJ in the middle of Monster Gulch? What will he do in with the previously undiscovered ego, and how will his three brothers do without him?

Part 1

Part 2

“What the hell is he? Even here people don’t just appear…”

“I’m more concerned about whY HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME?!”

Jim blinked slowly to the loud voices nearby that had been fading in and out.  Sunlight streamed through large maple trees. This wasn’t right… the forest near the Office was mostly oak…

Mark played the Devil in the Cuphead musical.

Yeah it's late leave me alone cause these would not leave me alone

@damien-iplier @forgottenbehindtheinternet @the-asexual-reaper @slim-jims @diamondhubstuff @onetiredowl @pleaseletthisjimbetaken (i am so sorry nancy i forgot you a ck)

Long post kinda sorta by the way sorry

* Same charming Bim we all know, but...obviously someone is going to be curious about what he possibly does in free time, why he has those strange red spots on his shirt sometimes, but he always makes excuses.

* Always comes up with a pretty convincing lie as to why his clothes are ripped, what that weird stain on his shirt is, why he was out so late, why he was missing for a day. Best lies. And no one would ever know.

* He's almost been caught feeding a few times and it made him incredibly anxious to where he stayed low for a while, not allowing those senses to come forth in case anyone knew.

* Bim hasn't told any of the other egos, he hasn't felt the need to. But feels as if Dark might know, or even Host.

* In his free time when he's alone, he tends to let his eye color change, for some of those instincts to come out of him and, well, have some fresh air out the false skin he's trapped under. Has to keep that good-looking self up a lot, it's tiring.

* Takes special care of his human appearance, he knows that if anything he needs to not let anything slip and has to try and act as "humanely" as possible to avoid suspicion. And he's pretty good at it, isn't he? We haven't noticed a thing.

* Uses that extra demon charm to get what he wants, whether it be a thing or person.

* His teeth are sharp, but he's able to hide them well from practicing his smile so much, and maybe using a small illusion to cause people to not notice at all.

* Cheeks can split open to make his mouth bigger to gobble down prey faster and easier, but you would never see the slits in his cheeks, even under a magnifying glass.

* Fingers split open to reveal long, sharp claws underneath. Hands too. As in, his skin literally splits and melts off, his bones reforming into clawed hands. He enjoys it a lot.

* Wings maybe are big and a deep black color. Underneath the false skin as well and it's not as uncomfortable for him as you may think, he's able to make them fold up against his back easily and comfortably.

* Drinks "wine". "Wine" is blood from his victims he saves. Never shares.

* Yes, he does make deals. Especially when someone figures him out. Deals vary from promising something to someone in return of them giving him something— whether it be their soul, memory, feeling, or, well, flesh— to larger deals of him executing someone. Or working under someone. Hence how he may be working underneath Dark for an exchange of something from Dark.

* Does enjoy normal things like social media, hot coco, coffee, tv shows and movies, normal human things. He does enjoy the friendship he has with the other egos as well, or does he? He could be waiting to have one of them as his next meal.

* Favorite thing to eat? Most likely the heart or hands. Heart for how he's able to "capture" someone's heart so easily, hands for how his prey can't "keep their hands off him".

* Usually has to get a new suit each week from how he keeps managing to tear them apart from his demon side coming through or his prey fighting back.

* Likes plants a lot, especially venus fly traps. Used his other-worldly abilities to control them and make them grow unnaturally big. They're his babies and you're not allowed to touch, ask Silver Shepherd.

* Tends to fake feelings a lot since he finds human feelings boring sometimes, but gets thrilled about them more than often, loving how humans react to things.

* Tends to get anxious more than you think. Yes, he acts cocky and a pain in the ass but he does worry over getting caught and people finding out what he is. He can't lose everything now, can he?

* I just feel like he'd really love to cause weird stuff to happen to the egos and get away with it by placing the blame on another ego. Example being elaborate pranks he pulls on egos to causing Google to malfunction horribly because his curiosity got the better of him.

* He really does enjoy the attention he gets and how much people adore him, makes him...especially hungry.

* If he goes without eating for too long, he'll start slipping up. His eyes will change color and it's difficult for him to make them to turn back, his voice will sound guttural and strained and it'll freak out the others. Tends to convince them that he's sick, and it works, but he becomes very worried that they don't believe him and they all know what he is.

* Likes to be pet. I dunno I just see him being like a puppy that wants all the attention.

* He will do anything to grab your attention if he finds you to be especially satisfying to his taste. He'll conform to what you want and will use it to lure you in. Then you're going to wish you didn't want to get coffee with that good-looking man.

* Does have a healing/regeneration ability so he doesn't tend to get hurt easily. Only real scar he has is over his stomach from a fight with another demon. He keeps colored band-aids and band-aids with characters from shows he likes though.

* Generally a lot sweeter than most demons, but honestly, that's his most successful trick. Good luck. Because that could be the last bouquet of flowers you see.

Ah! Alrighty! Sounds great!!!

-his whole ‘demon form’ is honestly pretty terrifying if he fully shifts into it. Thin black vines start to grow from his skin, and more pearly eyes begin to show on his face. Only Wilford has seen him like that

-he refuses to accept any major deals from kids, and depending on what the situation is, will usually do what they asked for for no cost. Sometimes, though, he asks for small things, like a plant or a cookie or things like that

-his magic is almost as chaotic as Wilford’s, allowing him to fulfill any request the person he makes the deal with asks for. Whether that be bringing a stuffed toy to life or to bring someone back from the dead

-Deals with Host are the most fun to do, mostly since Host makes it a challenge! It’s become sort of a game. Host makes deals with Bim to do seemingly impossible things for little outcome. Once, Bim had to stop a river from flowing without using magic for an hour, and Host gave him some jellybeans for it.

I’ve been working on my Language reveal fic I mentioned I was thinking about earlier this week, and I keep getting more ideas about this boi. 

Current fav, Demon Bim going around and doing deals to help his family out without them knowing he’s making deals with him. 

Like he overhears, Doc mumbling about his insomnia getting worse, so he asks him later if Doc would make pancakes for him tomorrow. When the doctor says yes, Bim kisses his cheek with a grin and thanks the Doctor. For the first time in three weeks, Iplier has no problem falling asleep and staying asleep for a full eight hours, waking up feeling like a new man. 

Yan comes home from school crying, having gotten hate thrown at him for wearing a skirt and it was from his current senpai no less! Bim is furious, giving the younger ego a tight hug and gets him to agree to help Bim around the greenhouse a bit to cheer both of them up. As he releases Yan he places a light kiss on his forehead. The next time Yandere goes to school, Yan is surprised to find his senpai turned bully had had humiliating secrets about him spilled over the weekend. 

Host feels like shit, eyes in more pain then they had been in a long time. Bim asks him to indulge him in a game of chess. When he finally gets the grump to agree Bim grabs his hand pulling him towards the board, laying a joking kiss on his fingers before settling down for a game. Host doesn’t realize until the end of the second game that the pain had faded almost completely, far milder than it ever had been. 

Google was about ready to throw his equipment out the window. The latest upgrade for himself just wasn’t coming along, the android running into roadblock after roadblock. Bim stumbles in and asks if Google would lead him a hand updating the sprinkler system for his greenhouse. Google decides to agree before he does something stupid in his own room. Bim happily pecks the robots cheek as they head up to the rooftop greenhouse. When Google returns he find the mistake in the coding nearly instantly and was pleasantly surprised to find the upgrade uploaded much quicker than he originally thought it would take. 

King is upset that a hawk has roasted near the office and poses a major danger to his subjects. Bim asks him to go on a hike with him, giving him a small kiss on the temple to reassure him his subjects will be fine. By the time they make it back, the tree the hawk had taken residence in had crumbled, apparently, it had an ant problem that had gone unnoticed. The hawk wasn’t seen again. 

Wilford is acting even more chaotic then normal, hands twitching with the need to do something, anything that will get his mind out of his own memories. Bim waltzes into the studio with a grin on his face, asking if Wil wouldn’t mind helping him with setting up for next weeks show. Bim places a friendly peck on Wil’s nose in thanks before they start. Not a moment after they finish the prep, Dark calls down, informing there was a sudden cancelation and they needed to film another Warfstache interview immediately, and that the guest would be there within an hour. Wilford’s smile became more natural after that. 

Ever since I heard about the new ‘Bim is a demon that makes deals’ I’ve had this idea circulating my head.

You guys know those silly fics that circulated most team-based fandoms for awhile where there was a spell that made it so that the affected members could only speak their first language?

I’ve been picturing this happening to the egos, all of the egos.

Maybe Marvin’s magic backfires and affects everyone or something but you have lots of problems arising from this.

A good few would speak English still, like Wilford, The Host, Dr. Iplier, and the majority of Jack’s egos.

Then we have the chaos that is the ones that don’t. Just picture it.

The Googles and Bing only speaking in code, frustrated that they sound like old dialups everytime they open their mouths. Bing forgets about this problem enough times to make everyone’s ears ring at least once.

Anti is in a similar boat as the androids, since as a glitch his first language is code, though he sounds more like screechy static error alarm when he goes to speak.

The Jims speak Jimease since it’s very common for multiples to develop their own languages before they forget them as they grow older, The Jim siblings are very pleased to remember their old language.

King is happily chittering away to his subjects, not a care in the world because of course, his first language is squirrel, why wouldn’t it be?

Yandere is complaining in Korean (I headcanon that he’s actually a Korean school kid and only uses Senpai since it’s a fun word to say) but he goes to a Korean high school so it doesn’t affect him too much.

Jamerson is super grumpy because he’s stuck with no way to communicate outside of his notepad since before he became mute he could speak English. So with his voice permanently gone and his sign language skills out of commission since that counts as a second language communicating is harder than ever.

Dark is just utterly terrifying and enticing at the same time. Every time he opens his mouth it pulls you in and turns your blood to ice as the ancient demonic language passes his lips. Of course, he could just speak English as technically speaking Celine’s and Damien’s first language were English but the entity’s first was Abyssal so he retains the ability to speak both.

But then there's Bim, sweet precious sunshine Bim. The others assume he’d just speak English like the majority of them do, or perhaps his untouched background gives him a different human language, but he remains quiet. It’s not until Dark has been trying to get across to Marvin that he needed to get the spell reversed when he snaps at the monochrome ego using the same hauntingly alluring speech to stop complaining.

The others just stare in shock as Bim stares at all of them paling as the only explanation for why he would know Abyssal as his first language, but it doesn’t compute. I mean come on, the sweet innocent Bim, a demon? Impossible right? He ends up admitting it and telling them about the deals and consuming human flesh thing as well after he gets his ability to speak English back, not that all of them believe him at first.