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i mean i headcanon damien as smelling nice and stuff (probably mainly cheesecake) but i do believe he must have used cologne but didn't use it as overbearing as axe is. fresh, clean smells. like....fresh air, caramel, magnolia flowers (they smell amazing and i miss the ones that were around my old home), aftershave, and you know how you can smell paper sometimes? that too
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damien as a very fluffy norwegian forest cat
super friendly cat
bright blue eyes
loves you lots
purrs loud and nicely
Demon Bim Headcanons
Yeah it's late leave me alone cause these would not leave me alone
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Long post kinda sorta by the way sorry
* Same charming Bim we all know, but...obviously someone is going to be curious about what he possibly does in free time, why he has those strange red spots on his shirt sometimes, but he always makes excuses.
* Always comes up with a pretty convincing lie as to why his clothes are ripped, what that weird stain on his shirt is, why he was out so late, why he was missing for a day. Best lies. And no one would ever know.
* He's almost been caught feeding a few times and it made him incredibly anxious to where he stayed low for a while, not allowing those senses to come forth in case anyone knew.
* Bim hasn't told any of the other egos, he hasn't felt the need to. But feels as if Dark might know, or even Host.
* In his free time when he's alone, he tends to let his eye color change, for some of those instincts to come out of him and, well, have some fresh air out the false skin he's trapped under. Has to keep that good-looking self up a lot, it's tiring.
* Takes special care of his human appearance, he knows that if anything he needs to not let anything slip and has to try and act as "humanely" as possible to avoid suspicion. And he's pretty good at it, isn't he? We haven't noticed a thing.
* Uses that extra demon charm to get what he wants, whether it be a thing or person.
* His teeth are sharp, but he's able to hide them well from practicing his smile so much, and maybe using a small illusion to cause people to not notice at all.
* Cheeks can split open to make his mouth bigger to gobble down prey faster and easier, but you would never see the slits in his cheeks, even under a magnifying glass.
* Fingers split open to reveal long, sharp claws underneath. Hands too. As in, his skin literally splits and melts off, his bones reforming into clawed hands. He enjoys it a lot.
* Wings maybe are big and a deep black color. Underneath the false skin as well and it's not as uncomfortable for him as you may think, he's able to make them fold up against his back easily and comfortably.
* Drinks "wine". "Wine" is blood from his victims he saves. Never shares.
* Yes, he does make deals. Especially when someone figures him out. Deals vary from promising something to someone in return of them giving him something— whether it be their soul, memory, feeling, or, well, flesh— to larger deals of him executing someone. Or working under someone. Hence how he may be working underneath Dark for an exchange of something from Dark.
* Does enjoy normal things like social media, hot coco, coffee, tv shows and movies, normal human things. He does enjoy the friendship he has with the other egos as well, or does he? He could be waiting to have one of them as his next meal.
* Favorite thing to eat? Most likely the heart or hands. Heart for how he's able to "capture" someone's heart so easily, hands for how his prey can't "keep their hands off him".
* Usually has to get a new suit each week from how he keeps managing to tear them apart from his demon side coming through or his prey fighting back.
* Likes plants a lot, especially venus fly traps. Used his other-worldly abilities to control them and make them grow unnaturally big. They're his babies and you're not allowed to touch, ask Silver Shepherd.
* Tends to fake feelings a lot since he finds human feelings boring sometimes, but gets thrilled about them more than often, loving how humans react to things.
* Tends to get anxious more than you think. Yes, he acts cocky and a pain in the ass but he does worry over getting caught and people finding out what he is. He can't lose everything now, can he?
* I just feel like he'd really love to cause weird stuff to happen to the egos and get away with it by placing the blame on another ego. Example being elaborate pranks he pulls on egos to causing Google to malfunction horribly because his curiosity got the better of him.
* He really does enjoy the attention he gets and how much people adore him, makes him...especially hungry.
* If he goes without eating for too long, he'll start slipping up. His eyes will change color and it's difficult for him to make them to turn back, his voice will sound guttural and strained and it'll freak out the others. Tends to convince them that he's sick, and it works, but he becomes very worried that they don't believe him and they all know what he is.
* Likes to be pet. I dunno I just see him being like a puppy that wants all the attention.
* He will do anything to grab your attention if he finds you to be especially satisfying to his taste. He'll conform to what you want and will use it to lure you in. Then you're going to wish you didn't want to get coffee with that good-looking man.
* Does have a healing/regeneration ability so he doesn't tend to get hurt easily. Only real scar he has is over his stomach from a fight with another demon. He keeps colored band-aids and band-aids with characters from shows he likes though.
* Generally a lot sweeter than most demons, but honestly, that's his most successful trick. Good luck. Because that could be the last bouquet of flowers you see.
Might add more if I think of any with this boy
continuing on my thing with flowers and stuff with mark and his egos:
chica as a flower dog. covered in many different flowers: heliotropes, carnations, snapdragons, poppy flowers— all sorts of flowers blooming out of her. she could be normal but just have flowers and vines growing through her fur or her fur is vines and flowers bloom out of them.
and she's a happy doggo about it, giving some of her flowers to mark and to those who are sad because her flowers bring joy to everyone that sees them and receives one. happy flower doggo.
Host Marriage Headcanons
Annndddd here it is, hope you all enjoy
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If I'm forgetting to tag anyone whoops sorry
The wedding:
* Now, it might be difficult to tell, but Host is most likely the most excited person about this. It's giving him a chance to start a new life and put his past of being the Author behind him.
* The other egos, especially Dr. Iplier and Bim will be there to support him and to help him up to the altar, Bim staying close so he's able to whisper what you look like to him.
* Bear with me, but this could be the one time the Host's predictive ability doesn't work well since his emotions are all over the place, yet no one can really tell.
* Decorations were left up to Wilford. Maybe not the best idea. But Wilford does a great job, going with what he could see best as the theme of you and Host's wedding. (Seriously tho, up to you the reader)
* Each ego is there, from Dark down to Cool Patrol Mark and Mark Bop (Bopiplier). Even Dark, the edge lord he is, is happy to see Host all giddy like this.
* They've all seen Host be stoic and serious, but this time he's cracking a large smile now and then. He's just overjoyed and nervous but excited and just many, many things. All good emotions, don't worry.
* Hearing the music begin as you walk down the aisle, Host turns his attention in hopefully the direction you're in, trying to summon all the power he can to possible put a mental image in his mind of what you must look like. Bim's got him though, whispering the details of your dress/suit to him, Host smiling as he's able to get a clear image in his head. He comes close to tears but stops since, well, his eyes might bleed and it'll just make things awkward.
* As soon as you're up there with him, you gently guide his hands to your veil if you're wearing one, and he slowly lifts it up, smiling and whispering "You're so beautiful/wonderful, I feel very fortunate to be able to become your husband today". I mean he'll still say that anyway even if you're not wearing a veil.
* Your vows are something Host will repeat in his mind for months— no, years to come. They have a special place in his heart.
* Host's vows are something that sound like they belong in some fairytale book. They're full of love. Love for you, specifically. His promises to keep creating things that make you happy on his radio show, his promise that he's going to be there for you (even if he can't see) and he'll do what he can to assist you in your times of trouble. Soft words of how he will enjoy waking up next to you each morning and being able to be with you more each day. Just very soft and sweet words said to you and only you.
* If you do cry, he'll gently wipe your tears away and smile, hoping that they're happy tears of course.
* Now, the kiss, right? Host here is going to surprise you buddy. Hold you close, smiling, then he full on kisses you full of happiness and passion. Everyone is cheering, especially Wilford and Bim.
* Now the reception is a whole other story. Mark Bop managed to get Green and Yellow Google and Bing to make a small band and they perform songs during the reception, which isn't so bad if you don't count Bing trying to go for a full-out guitar solo every five minutes.
* Chefiplier (valid ego?) made the cake with as much care and consideration as he could, and it turns out pretty well! A very pretty cake too. You and Host are careful about feeding each other, and you help him a small bit with feeding you. (Trust me when I said Host is a secret cake lover, he's so happy)
* Obviously you're going to get to dance with some the egos while Host talks with others, but he knows you're enjoying yourself so he doesn't mind too much until a drunk Dr. Iplier tries to kiss you.
* Your dance with Host is slow and sweet, your head resting on his chest or shoulder, his arms around you. Him humming along with the song that's playing, both you slowly moving around on the floor in a beautiful, close dance. Everyone loves it, Google even gets a few pictures for the sake of it being such a lovely moment.
* The speeches. Poor Host deals with Wilford and a few others talking about how obvious it was with him being absolutely head over heels for you, plus how he seemed to mumble things about you while thinking no one heard. But more than anything, they all wish you both happiness and wonderful marriage life.
* Now, if you throw flowers, Yanderiplier and Bing fight for them, yet they end up in Dark's hand instead. If you do the garter thing, Host will be extremely cautious about it. Wilford catches it with his teeth but gets whacked upside the head by Bim.
* You two don't exactly go along with the normal way of leaving a wedding, instead with you two leaving after congratulations happen again and Host takes you to a nearby park to walk through and show how happy he is with finally being your husband. Lots of him smiling and gushing over you and how absolutely happy he is, feeling the ring on his finger to affirm that this day really did happen.
Marriage life with the Host includes:
* Mornings with either one of you waking the other up, you helping him up and him kissing your cheek with a sleepy "Good morning, love".
* It takes some time, but you're both able to cook together with ease, even with Host not being able to see. And heck yeah you're both super proud of yourselves with how good the food tastes.
* Lots of time of helping him create a new story to talk about on his radio show. Sometimes you're able to go and witness him work in person, him being slightly nervous since you're there but it encourages him more than anything.
* Visits from the other egos to see how you're two doing and to spend time with you both. Dark especially, surprisingly, since Host still assists with taking over Mark's channel and whatnot.
* Host being especially cuddly when you two are alone and you're okay with him being close. He enjoys listening to you read to him, even if he knows what will happen in the book you're reading to him. He just loves your voice.
* You helping him out around the house and outside. It worries you that he is blind and even though his power allows him to see in a sense, that he may get hurt somehow. He does appreciate your assistance with things, like getting dressed or making food, grabbing something he can't seem to find, writing things down for him and so on.
* His soft kisses against your cheek and temple, enjoying gentle touches against your skin. He uses touch as a way to show love to you besides his words and actions, but will be cautious.
* If you would want children, Host will ask if you could both think over it for a while. Of course he'd want children with you, but he fears that he won't be a good father since he won't be able to see his child and won't be able to exactly help all that much. But with your reassurance and that you'll both care for the child carefully, he is excited for it. Extremely careful during your pregnancy, his touches are even more gentle. When he feels the baby kick for the first time, he's brought to tears and you worry that something is wrong until he assures you that it's nothing more than him being so happy he's helping to bring a new life into the world with you. When the baby is born, he's going to do his best to assist you. He'll tell stories while holding your child, humming and telling stories that he creates to help lull the baby to sleep easily. You never thought you would see a baby fall asleep so fast, but then again, it's the Host after all. As you two's child grows, he continues to tell stories and even though the child may know he can't see, they still show him drawings and such and describes what's in it for him, and he has the biggest smile on his face. If you two adopt, he'll be the same, nervous but overjoyed.
* Arguments with Host are...heartbreaking. Harsh words said towards each other, sensitive spots being touched. It hurts. And you both avoid each other entirely, with you staying at a friend's while he stays home, going over everything that just happened in his mind, a sharp pain throbbing in his heart. He asks you to come home which you comply since you feel a pain in your heart for what you said as well. He asks if it's okay to discuss the argument in a more clam way and you agree, both of you apologizing for the harsh things you said and trying to come to a medium with the silly argument.
* Bad days with the Host includes him staying away, his eyes bleeding heavily which worries you very much, but you don't try to invade his space until he's okay with you coming close. When you're able to, you gently clean the blood away and kiss his forehead, which he smiles a bit about and thanks you. You listen to what his problem may be, and you both work on something to help him with it. He does the same on your bad days, giving you space if you need it and is there instantly when you need him, you both working and helping each other to fix or help whatever problem you may have.
* The marriage life with the Host is full of love and happiness, softness and gentle words to each other. You are his entire universe, him the same to you. Even though he may not be able to see, he knows that you're the best thing to happen to him and he would never ask for anyone else to be by his side.
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Some Kind of Christmas
Surprise! This is a secret gift I've been working on for @chynanigans! Hope you enjoy it! since you love Blank a loooottt lol
Bim Trimmer Marriage Headcanons
Yep this took me a while apologies :")
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The wedding:
* You know Bim is going to go all out with this, right? The biggest bouquets of flowers everywhere, beautiful lace trimmed tablecloths at each table at the reception, a big cake that compliments you both. The whole shabang.
* The egos are excited, probably not as much as Bim. He's absolutely ecstatic and over the moon about this.
* He'll be taking a good bit of time off from showbiz to pay full attention to this and you. He wants to make sure this day is extremely special and not interrupted by anything.
* Underneath his glowing enthusiasm for it all, he's an absolute nervous wreck. He's terrified you'll leave him at the alter or have second thoughts, but he's reassured but Wilford and Dr. Iplier that everything will go fine and that you'd never leave him, especially with how in love you two are.
* For your walk down the aisle, Bim most likely got the best violin and piano player for the music to be played. As soon as you two make eye contact, Bim is immediately brought to tears. It all really hits him that you're both about to really make it official that you two are together forever. And he loves it and he's so, so, so excited.
* Holding his hands while you're up there with him you're going to notice how shaky he is, from excitement and nervousness. Giving his hands a good squeeze will help him calm a bit, and he'll have the biggest smile on his face.
* Bim's vows will be heart melting sweet, his promises will be to show his love for you with you and without you, since, well, you are his entire universe and he couldn't ask for anyone better to deal with himself besides you. You're special to him, so special. You're his best friend and closest companion, his ride or die, really (not really, he's just being a goof). You're his inspiration and encouragement, just so many sweet things and promises said to you.
* He'll listen to your vows with undivided attention, hanging onto each word and smiling more and more, on the brink of tears again. Those vows will never leave his head for years and years.
* Now, Bim is a pretty snazzy guy and a big show off, so, with the kiss, he's going to definitely spin you around before doing one hell of a dramatic dip and kissing you, full of love. He's not going to leave you alone with how adorable you looked when you got so red.
* The reception is...full out with how you and Bim went about it. Best musicians you could find, best cooks you could find, so on. I can see mainly jazz music playing or a few classical pieces that, well, get interrupted with some drunk egos going up and trying to sing and having to get dragged off stage by others.
* The cake is large and beautifully decorated, you winning against Bim with feeding him since you shove the entire piece of cake in his face, but he can't help but to laugh and try to kiss you, getting cake on your face as well.
* Wilford will be the main one congratulating you both over and over, being Bim's close friend in showbiz and all, plus will tell all the embarrassing stories of you two when you first started dating and how easy it was to tell that Bim was lovesick. Other egos like Dr. Iplier and the Host will do the same, the Host even cracking a few jokes about it.
* Your dance with Bim is close and quiet, but full of love as you gaze into each other's eyes and smile the entire time. Both of you don't even notice that the music is over until someone comes over, both of you flustered in embarrassment. Who could blame you honestly? You both looked gorgeous dancing together.
* If you throw flowers, Yandereiplier will catch them no doubt and probably chase Mark Bop after with them.
* If you do the whole garter thing, Bim being the sinful man he is, will make a comment that leaves you flustered for a good while along with him being a little risqué with taking the garter off (no worries he doesn't go too far).
* When you two go to leave, Silver Shepherd accidentally spills champagne over you both instead of the more traditional thing and gets dragged away by Google. You two don't mind too much though, you were both too happy to notice. Everyone gives their congratulations once again, a few extra gifts and hugs (even from Dark), and then you're both off to some extravagant honeymoon Bim planned out.
Marriage Life with Bim Includes:
* Lovely mornings with him waking you up gently, murmuring "Good morning" with kisses on your cheek or temple.
* You both have breakfast together before he goes off to his job, but don't worry, he tends to bring you with for encouragement while he's live in front of the camera. You keep giving him thumbs up throughout and he's just ecstatic the entire time, hugging you and spinning you around after almost each time after a show is over, thanking you for being there.
* You help him come up with more questions for his show and so on, and he loves it so much.
* You're really the only person that gets to see Bim out of the suit and dressy look— him in sweatpants, messy as heck hair, old t-shirts, just. Messy, sleepy Bim. Maybe no glasses either? Help me
* He is either constantly holding you or your hand when you two are alone, or just stealing little glances at you now and then case he loves you so much a h.
* If you want children, Bim will be a good bit nervous because of course he'll agree since he has imagined your children, but is nervous because of what could possibly go wrong. Nonetheless, he'll spoil and love that child to no tomorrow. You'll have to stop him sometimes from buying too much for the kid, but he can't help it. His universe just got bigger and he loves it so much, especially since he will brag about his child so much at work. If you choose to not have kids or adopt, he'll be totally fine with it, it'll take him a while to completely accept not having children, though. Adopting, though, he'll be the same as when you have a child with him.
* Arguments with Bim get loud and harsh and end quickly with slammed doors. But...Bim can't handle the words he said to you, and you feel awful for what you said to him. You both end up trying to say an apology at the same time to each other and laugh, hugging and working through whatever it was you argued about.
* Bad days with Bim are when his creativity and exciting personality are at a low, him being slow around the house and quiet. He'll be thankful for you sitting next to him and listening to him, appreciating you so much more if possible for you being there for him. He feels much better with cuddling with you and watching some silly movies and shows.
* On your bad days, Bim goes all out to assist you and help out with cheering you up. If you want space he'll respect it and back off, but will say that if you need him at all he'll show up instantly. He'll even get Wilford to come over to help cheer you up with them telling stories and such to get you to laugh. More than anything, Bim will be that shoulder to cry on and someone who will attempt to make your favorite food to bring that pretty smile back to your stunning face.
* Marriage life with Bim is sweet and full of energy and happiness, Bim glowing each day with waking up next to you and getting to call you his own. He'll stay as excited as he was the day of your wedding for years and years and years, he just loves and adores you so so much. He'll do anything to help you and encourage you with your passions no matter what, loving to see you happy and passionate.
Burn From the Past
so this is an idea a friend and i talked about with anti discovering dark’s past ... hope you guys enjoy : ‘ )
