#deloris

(loud scream)

Delores : Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips!

Reverend Mother : People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here, you will conduct yourself as a nun. Only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever.

Delores : But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a - I'm a penguin!

Deloris is a fakemon in the FR/LG ROM hack, Pokémon Clover. It's based on a painting in the Lilycove museum

Thanks to the OR/AS remakes and the technological upgrades allowed by the 3DS, we finally get to see what this beautiful atrocity was truly meant to look like

After all these years, this painting has finally been rendered in immaculate detail as Arceus.